Abortion
- Sneakily Heaving: Trial Begins in Challenge 2 Wisconsin Admitting Privileges Law. It’s All About Shutting Down Abortion Providers.
- Oh When The Saints, Upchuck On In: In Louisiana: Pamphlets Required for Women Seeking Abortions
- State By State By Upchuck: Oklahoma Follows Texas’ Lead With Law to Limit Abortion Access
- Misguided Much-Chuch? Singer Toni Braxton: God gave my son autism because I once had an abortion
- Thou Shalt Not Contol Thy Body Chuck: Anti-abortionists now setting their sights on hospitals in order to cut off all access to legal abortion.
- Chuck Says The Florida GOP Causes Harm: Florida GOP AG says Gay marriage causes harm.
Creationism
- Creationistic Ka-Ka: Why the Creation Museum Is So Excited About Ebenezer, Its New Dinosaur Skeleton
- Wanna Know Crazy Chuck? Michael Peroutka donated a dinosaur skeleton worth over a million dollars to the Creation Museum.
- Ham ‘Bone’ Chuck? Kenny, the Ham says his new dinosaur fossil named “Ebenezer” proves humans lived alongside dinosaurs.
- Bluegrass Puke: Kentucky Tax Dollars In The Bag For 25% Of The Cost. Full Speed Ahead for Answers in Genesis Ark Encounter
- Dumb, Getting Dumber. Need Barf-Bags: Not the educated America we want: Record crowds at the Creation Museum this weekend!
- Splitting Hairs Upchuckly: Ken Ham declares that no Kentucky taxpayer money is being used to construct the Ark Encounter. How ‘bout the $43million tax abatement?
- Oxy.Moron.Chuck. GOP candidate for SC schools chief wants to teach ‘scientific theory of intelligent design’
- Riddle Me Not Chuck: How does one fit millions of species onto one boat?
Education
- Because It’s Better If You Get Pregnant And Have A Baby Even If You’re 14 Chuck: Louisiana bars ‘abortionists’ (we call them Planned Parenthood) from handing out sex ed literature in public schools
Elections
- Eli’s Puking: Likely Nebraska Senator wrote dissertation at Yale advocating populist Christian uprisings
- More Klink Ka-Ka: Congressional Candidate Gordon Klingenschmitt Claims ‘Liberals Demand Public Access To Rape Your Girls’
- Trying To Remain Relevant Chuck: Cliven Bundy leaves GOP to join fringe party that wants to reverse laws that offend God
- Regurgitating Lies: Fear-mongering at its finest, Ted Cruz says Democrats plan to ‘repeal the First Amendment’
- Dripping With Hypocritical Ka-Ka: Phil Robertson will address the Republican Leadership Conference on Thursday, presumably because the GOP is intent on constantly solidifying its reputation as the party of choice for people who don’t like gays.
- John Hagee Spew Leakage: 7 Outrageous Rants From GOP House Candidate Jody Hice On Blood Moons, Sandy Hook, Women And ‘Judicial Terrorists’
- Schadenfreude Jig Chuck: Wisconsin Governor Backs Down From Opposition To Same-Sex Marriage
End Times Quackery
- Past The Water’s Edge Hurl: In Israel, Dominionist, End-Timing Ted Cruz blasts Palestinians and the Obama administration
- The Prodigal Apocalyptic Spew-Head: Matthew Hagee: It Is Not Climate Change; But The Imminent Return Of Jesus Christ
- Same Old, Same Old. Upchux Redux: GOP Senate candidate attacks Supreme Court for preventing teachers from praying in school
- 1-2-3-Vomit! Texas GOP candidate for Lieutenant Governor, Dan Patrick “When it comes to creationism, not only should it be taught, it should be triumphed. It should be heralded.
- Stink Bugs, Puke Bugs, It’s All The Same: The exterminator thinks Americans Will Vote Republican Because They’re Rediscovering God
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- Biblical Mandate Chuck? SC pastor accused of turning Bible college into forced labor camp for foreign
- Color Him Upchuck: Franklin Graham warns gays to change their ways or ‘it’s the flames of hell for you’
- Avenue Q Chuck?: FRC Officials Really Want You To Know They Are Definitely Not Gay
- Spewing Hate Down Mississippi Way: AFA publishes list of Mississippi businesses that DON’T discriminate in a suggestion they be boycotted.
- Scuse Me But There’s Some Throw-Up On Your Shoes Or Did You Just Happen To Puke? Porno Pete LaBabs: “It’s quite another thing for the WNBA to actually, consciously affirm homosexuality in its marketing – and, as so many other companies have done now, basically pander to the homosexual activist movement,” he continues. “It’s like selling your soul to a sin movement.”
- Chuck ‘Em Out Chuck: Because hate. Couple says they were asked not to come back to East Texas restaurant because they are gay
- Lions & Tigers & Bears, Oh Chuck: Alan Keyes thinks gay rights will create a childless society by turning everyone gay
Fifty Shades Of Lies And Hypocrisy
- Height of Hypocrisy: Texas Education Board Candidate Who Fathered Child at 16 Supports 10 Commandments,Opposes Sex Ed
- Mr. Billy Jo McAlister Heaves: Texas Ed Board Candidate Who Fathered Child at 16: Supports Ten Commandments, Opposes Sex Ed in Schools
- Pukey Puke-Puke: In another and constant lie, the dominionist Wallbuilders calls Obama “America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President”
- Hey Chuckie. If thy brother [that dwelleth] by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee; thou shalt not compel him to serve as a bondservant: Bible College Pres Arrested for Forced Labor: Hypocrite or Extremist? How about both?
Fifty Shades Of Loony
- Ding-A-Ling-A-Whacko. Calling Chuck: Ben Carson: ‘The Lord’ told me to call for flat tax at Obama’s non-partisan prayer breakfast
- Satanic Verses Of An Upchuckable Kind: ‘I’m going head to head with the devil’: Meet NYPD cop who took part in 20 exorcisms.
Fifty Shades of Scammery
- Scam Me Once-My Mistake, Scam Me Twice-Upchuck Forever: Making it ever easier to fleece, Church of Norway plans to pass an electronic collection basket
Israel As It Pertains To End Times
- Dominionist Spit-Up: Sen. Ted Cruz blames Palestinians for failed peace talks
- Even The Pope Thinks It’s Ka-Ka: Netanyahu has absorbed a particular way of speaking to Christians, based on how Christians speak to him.
- Sorta Kinda End TImesy Poop: American Jews are running out of patience with Israel. While Israeli politicians flip the finger at the world to score points with right-wing voters at home, they are alienating Israel’s most important, loyal allies: Progressive U.S. Jews.
Military
- General Upchuck: Army Reprimands Former Officer Boykin
- How To Start A Crusade-Chuck: RandyForbes,(R-VA), is pushing the Air Force to weaken its rules requiring religious neutrality.
Religion Gone Bad
- The Documentary To Scare The BeJesus Out Of Chuck: Filmmaker exposes dangers of unchecked power and Christian ‘behaviour modification’ programs with harrowing documentary, Kidnapped for Christ
- Inconvenient Truths Bubbling Up And Out: Jesus Mandate: Peace and Stewardship
- Because Jesus: “Jesus wouldn’t b a “Bible believer,” as we use the term in post Billy Graham era of fundamentalist religiosity”
- The Way We Upchucked: Robert Redford is in talks to portray Oral Roberts in Jonathan Demme biopic
- Defying Jesus Spew: Franklin Graham Calls on Pastors to Defy Jesus & Speak Out on Abortion, Homosexuality; Says ‘God Hates
- Puke Me A River: Alan Robertson of ‘Duck Dynasty’: My Father Phil Is a ’21st Century Prophet.’ Say what?
- Crazy With A Side Of Upchuck: Son Of Late Snake-Handling Pastor Bitten By Rattlesnake. Told the Lord he wudn’t go 2 hospital
- Some Dare Call Religion Mental Illness-Chuck: Florida woman accused of killing 2-year-old while re-enacting Bible story
- Phil The Duck Robertson Gets Spew-y: You want to turn the Republican Party around, get Godly.”
- I’m So Def Going To Hell Chuck: Religious OCD has a name: Scrupulosity
Same Sex Issues
- Count Him Out Chuck: Publisher of God and the Gay Christian resigns from National Religious Broadcasters
- Who’d A Thunk Chunk? New Boy Scouts President Robert Gates: ‘I Would Have Supported Having Gay Scoutmasters’
- Pat Hearts Putie’s Soul Hurl: Pat The Buchanan heaps praise on ‘anti-Obama’ Vladimir Putin for being ‘traditional Christian’
- Real Extremists of Caburus County Chuck Up: Benham Brothers Vow to Stand Up to ‘Intolerant Bullies’
- Texas Tea. Retch: “Homophobia is the second most exported product in Texas behind oil. Ignorance is a close third”.
- God’s Gift Chuck: Praise Jesus. God Gave Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson to Democrats.
Sausage Makers And Their Sausage
- F – – K Democracy CH- – K: Anti-Gay Houston Official Threatens To Recall Mayor If Bill Prohibiting Discrimination Passes
- Big Love? Nah. Big Hate. Chuck. Utah Governor asked to apologize for saying homosexuality is a choice & for calling same sex marriage the “next step to anarchy.”
- Who’s Playing God Now Chuck? Education Committee Passes Bill That Would Keep Pregnant Women on Mechanical Support Against Their Wishes
- Big Tent? Gag: Gay State Rep. Mike Fleck Should Have Stayed In The Closet
- Attention Must Be Paid Chuck: Trial Begins Re Wisconsin Admitting Privileges- It’s All About States Shutting Down Abortion Providers
Scandal, Or The Hypocrisy Of It All
- Monsignor Pukes: Can’t Keep It In: Chicago-area porn-hating Catholic priest arrested for exposing himself at a gas station
Supremes And Lower Courts
- Duh-Chuck: Scalia v. Scalia: Does his faith influence his judicial decision making?
- Christian Nation Or Not Chuck? 9 Right-Wing Media Myths About The Hobby Lobby Case, Debunked
- (I’d) Sooner Upchuck: Oklahoma Judge Denies Motion To Dismiss Atheists’ Ten Commandments Lawsuit
- Not Only In Jesus’ Name Chuck: SCOTUS Ruling That Permits Pre-Meeting Prayer Does Not Authorize Chesterfield’s Discriminatory Policy
- Say It Ain’t So Chuck: If an Alabama law and others like it stick, abortion clinics will disappear from swaths of the U.S. map.
- Pro-Life My Bippy. Hurl. We’re talking about an innocent child here: Faith-healing beliefs to be used as evidence in manslaughter trial
- Here’s Hoping Chuckles: Judge, expert got off to a rocky start Thursday with the judge sparring verbally with one ‘pro-life’ during Wisconsin abortion trial
- What Will Kennedy Do? Spew? Gay marriage victories propel cases toward Supreme Court at record speed
- SCOTAL (Rectal?) Consequences: Southern Indiana county’s commissioners returned prayer to
Theocracy Rising
- Upchucking Against The First Amendment: Nebraska mayor challenges atheists over faith-based event: ‘Take me to f-cking court — I don’t care’
- It Was Never Theirs To Have Chuck: Watchmen on the Wall: Pastors Prepare to Take Back America
Science. Yeah Baby
- Dark Ages Exposed. Upchuckers Heave: The real reason conservatives are freaking out about Neil deGrasse Tyson: He’s laying bare their worst
Women
- Lots Of Dirty Houses-Chuck: Pat Robertson Tells Woman To Reward Husband W/Sex For Doing Chores
Antidotes
- What SHOULD Catholics Really Think? Pope calls for religious tolerance in visit to the Middle East
- Without a word, Pope Francis’ prayer at the Israeli separation wall speaks volumes to Israel, to Palestinians, to American Jews, to Catholics, to the world.
- Duggars, Duck Dynasty Publisher to Release Memoir of Christian Singer Turned Gay Activist
- New Hampshire Governor to Sign Bill Creating Abortion Clinic Buffer Zone
- PA GOP congressman on gay marriage: ‘Life is too short’ to stand in its way
- Houston City Council Takes a Stand for Equality: Passes Equal Rights Ordinance by 11-6 Vote
- Orrin Hatch: Gay Marriage Will Become Law Of The Land
- Conservative Xtian who gets it: Since GW admin,evangelical pastors been loudest cheerleaders 4 US wars.
