Christian Crazies
- Pilgrims Hurl From The Grave-Chuck: Who knew the Pilgrims came to the new world to get birth control? bit.ly/1hzLytM
- Now You See ‘Em,Now You Don’t-Chuck: Backed By Massive War Chest, Growing Tea Party & Catholic Hierarchy Ties, Religious Right Still Very Much In The Game bit.ly/19eXhYN
- Because They Know-Chuck? David Barton & Kenneth Copeland declare that the Bible says soldiers should never suffer from guilt or PTSD: bit.ly/1hDnzdc
- Christian Nationalist Hurl: “David Barton’s political agenda couldn’t be clearer. The organization he founded, Wallbuilders, holds the idea that church-state separation is a myth as its chief talking point. Barton also launched the Black Robe Regiment, an association of clergy members and “concerned patriots” whose goal is to establish “the American Church” as “overseer of all principalities and governing officials, as was rightfully established long ago”. https://bit.ly/17atxIK
Creationism
- Noah’s Wreck-Chuck: Ark Encounter,@aigkenham creationist theme park, selling junk bonds.And it’s because of Obamacare! slate.me/1eJVP4z
- There’s A Worm In My Apple-Chuck! Thorns and thistles are the direct result of Adam’s sin” disproving Evolution once & 4 all bit.ly/1dqHBli
- Dare To Invest-Chuck? Ooh,Bloomberg’s not so hot on Ken Ham’s Noah’s Ark Park junk bonds. Hah! bloom.bg/1ieiuG5
- T-Rex Wuz A Christocrat-Chuckie: Dinosaurs find Jesus! slate.me/1bsZcpX
- Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest. Chuck: Creationists’ Last Stand at the State Board of Education bit.ly/1igH60U
- What Are They Smoking In The Tucky-Chucky? Seems KY lawmakers are bound & determined to do everything possible to help get the Creation park off the ground. bit.ly/HQQYQY
- They’re Smokin’ Tuck-Tuck’s Taxpayers’ Money-Honey! Williamstown,KY actively taking on quite a bit of debt for the sole purpose of funding Creationist Ark Park.bit.ly/HQQYQY
Education
- UPCHUCKIN” SCHAUDENFREUDE ALERT: Homeschooling takes a HUGE hit after “sin” forces out head of organization.bit.ly/17rc0S3
- Damn Those Facts-Chuck! “Presenting non-scientific or religious ideas in science class or textbooks is wrong & blurs the line about what is & what is not science” https://bit.ly/1dlHyHE
- Never Stopping, Never Stopping-Chuck: Pro-school voucher groups reignite efforts in TN state legislature on.wbir.com/1e1D1La
- Hurling For Christ: Public University’s Women’sBasketball Coach Fired For Abusing Players, Pushing Christianity huff.to/HR6pJa
- Figures Don’t Lie-Chuck: School Vouchers Are Not “Saving” Kids from Public Schools bit.ly/1bEr0td
- Slinking For Jesus-Chuck: David Barton Explains How Teachers Can Sneak Christian Indoctrination Into The Classroom bit.ly/HTnWjM
- Bad Character-Spew:Beware advocates of “Character:” Justin Lookadoo has given his last talk to Richardson High School bit.ly/1bKewAe
Elections
- Like White On RIce -Chuck: Marco Rubio Plays To Base By Raising Money For Group That Tries To Turn Gay People Straight bit.ly/18mPmoO
- Pass The Scones-Chuck: Tea Party brings apocalypse To The GOP. thebea.st/1cOGrE0
- Next Up: Cross Burning-Chuck? California GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Addresses Nativist Hate Group Summit –bit.ly/1hDvasi
- Back Room Reality-Chuck: Backed By Massive War Chest, Growing Tea Party and Catholic Hierarchy Ties, the Religious Right Still Very Much In The Game bit.ly/19eXhYN
- Texas Hurl: Congressman Gohmert scare-mongering away.:Obamacare Creates Secretive Security Force .bit.ly/1fzf5zp
- Voucher Advocates Get Schooled-Chuck: Private School Teacher Slams ‘School Choice Week’bit.ly/1j4XkYG
- Pompatus Of Hate-Chuck: Bryan Fischer can’t support Chris Christie for president b/c, as Governor, he appointed gays & Muslims as judges: bit.ly/HNhTNw
- Campaigning For Christ-Chuck: Virginia GOP paid $80K to a far-right homeschoolers’ group that campaigned for Cuccinelli bit.ly/1id1WOG
End Times/Hagee
- Foxman Upchucks-Chuck: ADL is disappointed over “dear friend” GW Bush’s Decision to Address Evangelical Christian Missionary Group.bit.ly/18mOmAQ
- Peddling End Times In Israel-Chuck: Why should Tony Perkins be privileged to any kind of government hearing in Israel bit.ly/HR6c8E
- Christian Zionist Bells Ring Out -Chuck: Palestinian negotiating team resigns. thebea.st/1dqEYA1
- Upping The Chuck For Jews For Jesus: The ticket packages for the Bush fundraiser. bit.ly/1gKV1NF
- In Your Face-Chuck: Sez apocalyptic prez to Jews bit.ly/HP6fBK
- Once Upon A Time-Chuck: We thought W did as much as he could to bring about Armageddon with his Middle East interventions. Now there’s this.bit.ly/HP6D31
- Then There’s John-Chuck: John Hagee Ministries Continues End TImes Efforts W/$50K Donation To Friends of Israel Defense Forces bit.ly/1fGKxMa
- Cloaked By God-Chuck: How the philosophers of selfishness came to use Christianity as their cover story.bit.ly/1fGMmsB
- Cancel The Hora-Chuck: A most un-Jewish of rabbis dances with the infamous David Barton: bit.ly/1bsX5m9
- The Hagee Bête Noir-Chuck: Jews Will Make End Times Deal With The Antichrist, 9/11 Was God’s Judgment bit.ly/17yPXbZ
- Because-Chuck: John Hagee: 9/11 & 2008 financial crisis were punishments from God for disobeying biblical laws bit.ly/17XSnBA
- Equal Opportunity Offender Hurl: Atheism is bankrupt and empty; it’s brain dead.” John Hagee https://bit.ly/1fHciUP
Extremism
- Extremists Are Extremists Are Terrorists, No Matter What Religion-Chuck: Israeli settlers burn church in Jerusalem bit.ly/cKvf9b
- Bringing Up Baby-Chuckl! Faith-Based Presenter Tells High Schoolers: ‘Dateable Girls Know How to Shut Up!’bit.ly/1bEqNGs
Faux Christers/Faux Persecution
- Let Em Die-Chuck: Southern Christian Ministers Betray Christ by Ignoring Health Insurance for the Poor bit.ly/18mOvEB
- Baptist Love-Hurl: KY Baptist agency who receives $26 million/yr in taxpayer funding refuses 2 hire gays.bit.ly/18mOkc8
- Another Faux Persecution-Spew: Tony Perkins accuses POB admin of being on “search & destroy mission re religious freedom” bit.ly/18mNJaF
- Why Jews Don’t Accept -Chuck: Whatever George W. Bush Thinks bit.ly/1i2w6Er
- Hating On Atheists-Chuck: Christian rescue mission bans Kansas atheists from volunteering at Thanksgiving. bit.ly/1cOGf7S
- Jesus vs. Tea Party-Chuck: This go-around it’s Immigration thebea.st/1bv3T62
- Fell Into The Gap-Chuck: “The GAP has surrendered in the culture war against Christ” bit.ly/1dqG5zR
- Papal Abuse-Chuck: Pat Buchanan skewers Pope for “sowing seeds of confusion among faithful” & not being aggressive enough in “culture war” bit.ly/1fGMHeJ
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- When Fundamentalism Kills-Chuck: Hana’s Story slate.me/HREmZj
- They Elected Him-Chuck: GOP Congressman Trent Franks To Appear At Rally Calling For Obama’s Overthrow bit.ly/1cjQOdX
- They Listens To This Man-Chuck: Sexist Rush Limbaugh Refers to Single Mothers as “Semen Receptacles” bit.ly/1gH38uD
- Geller Hurls And Hurls And Hurls-Chuck: Pamela Geller pushes absurdity that Muslims are now using puppies as bomb. About President Obama she says: he “backs these (Muslim) savages,” adding: “Then again, he eats dog, so … “https://bit.ly/1a53XsY
- Oh-Chuck: Think Tea Party. Think struggling middle class. Think FOX: The rise of far right parties across Europe is a chilling echo of the 1930s bit.ly/1bCJr3h
Fifty Shades of Hypocrisy
- Oy Vey-Chuck: Israel’s mega-rabbis join the evangelical money train: bit.ly/1cjTPLt
- Hannity Heaves: On Veteran’s Day, Hannity Devoted Twice As Much Time To The Faux War On Christmas. https://bit.ly/HKxjSD
- Gonna Vomit For Real-Chuck: Pastor heads children’s ministry after arrest 4 sexually abusing minor.bit.ly/1ck2v4A
- King Hypocrite-Chuck: How dare Bush-a man of war and torture and a total disregard for the needy, not to mention an out and out vengeful human being advocate for Jewish conversion to Christianity?bit.ly/1bv0WTd
- Damning With Faint Praise-Chuck: : Even tho Pope has ” had some statements that 2me sound kind of liberal,has taken me aback, has kind of surprised me
Fifty Shades Of Loony
- Devil In The White House-Chuck! Other than Obama himself being manifestly evil and a supporter of Muslim Brotherhood killers, I have it on very good authority that satanic worship has gone on quite close to the sphere of this White House. https://bit.ly/1cjPgRr
- Ted’s Apple Not Far From The Tree -Chuck:
- Papa Cruz says: Atheism leads to child molestation and perversity. bit.ly/1j4XOxO
- Upchuck-Chuck: Gay Activists Are Trying To ‘Desensitize’ People To Pedophilia, Just As They Did With Homosexuality bit.ly/1dqvHYH
- Lions And Tigers And Bears, Oh-Chuck: Man UR Barricades:We’re Under Tyranny Of Secularist Minority Tt Wants 2 Engage In Relig Cleansing bit.ly/1dqyJfJ
- Calling Linda Blair-Chuck! Let’s just exorcise the state of Illinois! bit.ly/1bsXO6A
Legislators And Their Legislation
- They Elected Him-Chuck:. Gohmert bothered that Obama’s Israel policy isn’t based on Biblical prophecies bit.ly/1eRn5OA
- Puppy Bomps-Chuck? Ted Cruz’s Weekend Plans: Puppy Bombs, Islamophobia, Junk History & Glenn Beck bit.ly/HVctAv
- Not OK-Chuck: WA state taxpayer funds awarded 2 Bible-centered evangelical grp dedicated 2 reaching every child w/ Gospel of Christ bit.ly/I0eqvC
Military
- More Cray-Cray Faux Persecution-Chuck: ‘The Military Has Been Homosexualized’ And Christians Are The Victims Of ‘Religious Cleansing’ bit.ly/1hCWwig
- Ma And Pa Hurl: A parents letter validates why Weinstein’s MRFF fights fundamentalism in the military.
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- Seen This-Chuck? It’s GREAT to be a govt paid missionary: bit.ly/HP6nRE
- Neo Con-Gag: Gays And Women In Military Are Inviting War; ‘God Help Us’ bit.ly/1dvmVsB
- Jefferson Agreed-Chuck: Religion should not be forced on people, especially not in our tax-supported institutions-like the military! bit.ly/1bsYb19
- Hats-Chuck? A Demonic Spirit Is Behind President Obama’s Attempt To Turn The Marines Into An Abomination Through Unisex Hats bit.ly/1a1EP6q
Same Sex Issues
- Robertson Upchucks: Ask Your Gay Son If His Coach Molested Him. Bigger Question: Who molested Pat’s mind? bit.ly/1cjQj3K
- False Flag Sandy-Chuck: Sandy Rios accuses gay waiter who received anti-gay message of staging the incident to help ENDA bit.ly/1hDnzd8
- Home For A Bunny-Chuck?: Bryan Fischer says if he had a gay child he’d tell them they’re on a “road of destruction and death” bit.ly/17mQ9Wl
- Sick, Sick,Sick–Chuck: Klingenschmitt: Photo Of Gay Couple With A Baby ‘Looks To Me A Little Bit Like Lust’ bit.ly/1dum0IJ
- Pinocchio-Redux-Upchuck: Right-Wing Media’s Latest Hysterical Lie: The Military Is Lashing Out At Christians bit.ly/1hJEGtT
- You Say You Want A Revolution-Chuck? Mat Staver claims #ENDA will spark an anti-government revolution, persecution and sexual assault bit.ly/17yym3S
- The Tan Man Hurls: Anti-Gay Groups Shunned By Mark Kirk Get Last-Minute Help From Speaker Boehner –bit.ly/1igHiNL
- Mary Cheney Zings A Sib-Chuck: “Liz – this isn’t just an issue on which we disagree, you’re just wrong – and on the wrong side of history.” https://bit.ly/17AO2yl
Supremes And Lower Courts
- Eyes On SCOTUS-Chuck: Prayer case at the Supreme Court: Debunking some myths. wapo.st/17PiTx4
- Citizens U Turns To Jesus-Chuck: “Religious liberty is for people, not Big Business,” Americans United Executive Director Barry W. Lynn said in a recent media statement. “If the court takes the view that corporations have full rights to religious expression, there would be far-reaching and disastrous consequences.” https://bit.ly/19eXhYO
- Jesus Christ! You’re Fired-Chuck! Iowa judge: Owner held financially liable after lecturing employee on religion icp-c.com/1ig50cR
- The Devil’s Advocate-Chuck? Antonin Scalia brings up the devil in case about prayer. And this is the “decider?” .bit.ly/HQUv1J
Womens’ Issues
- Who Knew-Chuck? The Pilgrims came to the new world to get birth control? bit.ly/1hzLytM
- Out Damn Birth Control! APPEALS COURT BLASTS OBAMACARE AS ‘UNSOUND’ bit.ly/1fGLwfa
- College Is Free After You Have A Baby-Chuck? And Other Lies That ‘Crisis Pregnancy Centers’ Tell Real Women bit.ly/HQNEFi
Antidotes
- We’re still liking this Pope: Pope opposes fracking bit.ly/19kHtj8
