Abortion
- Retching Hard, Never Stopping: Nipping away at Choice, Missouri Senate Passes 72-Hour Waiting Period Bill
- Unfair. Dangerous. Upchuckable: Some women are traveling hundreds of miles to get to Missouri’s last remaining clinic.
- Yikes Chuck! McConnell and Graham push for abortion ban at 20 weeks
- Bayou Hurl. Puke. Retch. Breaking: Bill consisting of Tx-style abortion restrictions, passed in La, 34-3, heads to Gov. Jindal’s desk”
- Effectively Ending Choice-Chuck: Boding ill for North Dakota women, the state is appealing judge’s ruling on 6-week abortion ban
- Omni-Vomit The Contents Of My Stomach: Omnibus Anti-Abortion Bill Passed by Louisiana Senate
- Coming soon to your state? Oh My Yes Chuck. If They Have Their Way. Texas abortion law creates obstacles for Valley women.
Creationism
- Hurling It Good: John Oliver Schools Media on Realistic Climate Change Debate—97 Scientists v. 3 Denier Dudes
- Feuding Diva Pukers: Pat Robertson Says ‘You Have To Be Deaf, Dumb And Blind’ To Believe In Young Earth Creationism. We can imagine what Ken Ham will say.
- Now Boys- Chuck: Do you think that Robertson would say that we are dumb in front of our many AiG staff who hold earned doctorates and who reject an old universe?
- On With The Show! Chuck. Ken Ham Challenges Pat Robertson To A Debate On Young Earth Creationism
- Poop! Poop! Poop! Rails Ken Ham! Largest ever: Paleontologists find 90-million-yr-old fossil that belonged 2 80 ton dinosaur
Education
- WKRP In Cincinnasti Weeps Chuck: Meanwhile, in Cincinnati, Catholic schools choose to close minds
- Gag Response: Despite the science, Conservatives push Virginia universities to offer ex-gay materials
- Rise Up! Upchuck! Forced To Sign Loyalty Oath To Catholic Doctrine, Catholic School Teachers Rebel
- Upchuck Of Faith-Chuck? Professors Sue Christian College After Dismissal Follows Disagreement Over Literal Adam and Eve
- Tossing My Cookies: Broward County Urged to Recognize Bible as Part of School Reading Program
Elections
- KlinkenPuke: Bible Says ‘All Citizens Must B Armed So They Can Defend Themselves Against Left Wing Crazies
- KlinkenPuke Redux: Un-biblical gun laws make California ‘vulnerable’ to invasion by Japan
- Eenie Meenie Minie Hurl: Amusing to see Little Bobby Jindal raise issue of faux religious liberty as he panders across the country
- In God’s Army-Chuck? Nebraska Senate Nominee Says Religious Beliefs Can Justify Breaking Any Law
- United States Of Jesus-Barf: Nebraska’s GOP candidate a shoo-in for US Senate – Advocate for to biblical law.
- Peach Melba On The Upchuck: Georgia’s Anti-Gay GOP Peach of a Candidate
- Arrest These Men On The UpChuck! GOP Congressman Set To Appear With Activist Who Wants Obama Killed For Treason
End Times, Hagee And Other Extremists
- Few Bring On The Gag Reflex Like Lard-Bottom: John Hagee to shill for End TImes at upcoming London Prophecy Conference this June. What with Prime Minister Cameron now full out proselytizing, they stand to follow our lead.
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- Papa Cruz Vomits: Rafael Cruz to Ginni Thomas: Obama Destroyed Greatness of America,’ Wants To Keep People Poor So He Can ‘Buy Their Votes’
- Buh-By-Chuck: Right Wing Extremists Are Boycotting The NFL Because Michael Sam Was Drafted
- Ka-Ka In His Craw: Thanks To Gays, Fischer Asks If America Is ‘A Nation That Warrants Defending.
- That’s Their Jesus-Chuck: American Family Assoc Offended by Mississippi Businesses That Won’t Discriminate Against Gays
- Scriptural Heave: Papa Ted Cruz: Jesus wants people to be ‘set free’ from the liberal media. Um, wherever is this in his Bible?
- Puke Me A River: Erik Rush: Obama ‘Covertly Supporting’ Boko Haram To Distract From Benghazi
- Because Hate-Chuck: Houston Pastor Argues for Discrimination Against Gays, Jews
- Because. Pat. Chuck. Pat Robertson: ‘Love’ your lesbian family member by refusing to accept her
- Spreading Dark Puke: Anti-Muslim Long Island blogger to run ads linking Hitler to Islam on DC area buses
Fifty Shades Of Hypocrisy/Lies
- Do As I Say, Not As I Do. Then Hurl. Bible-Thumping Pastor Believes Women Shouldn’t Interfere with ‘God’s Will’ In Pregnancy—Except When It Came To His Wife
- Lust Conquers All-Chuck: ‘Christian’ Homeschool Dads Get Girl Kicked Out Of Prom Because They Can’t Stop Lusting After Teen
- This Guy Bugs The Poop Out Of Me: The Exterminator Fails Miserably In Attempt To Defend His ‘God Wrote Constitution’ Claim
Fifty Shades Of Loony
- The Loon’s A’Spewing Tonight Chuck: Christian Post Writer Says Extreme Weather Is Not Climate Change, But A Sign Of The End Times
- Fox’s Keith Ablow Blows: Sex Ed Leads to Children Discussing Threesomes, Naturally.
- Cliven Spews God’s Name In Vain: Cliven Bundy backs down: God didn’t ask us to sue the Feds
- Lord, Spare Us This Puke: Erik Rush Warns Gun Policy Reforms Will Usher In Islamist Takeover
If Media Is the Message
- Barfing To The Choir: Benham Brothers, Dumped by HGTV Over Anti-Gay Remarks, Could Land at ‘Traditional Values’ Network INSP TV
- WWJD? Puke. The Benham Brothers Aren’t “Too Christian for Cable.” They’re Just Bigots Who Aren’t Worth the Risk.
- Haters Gonna Hate. Bloviators Gonna Blow. Pukers Gonna Puke: CNN Invites Anti-Gay Hate Group (and ElectionThief) To Weigh In On Michael Sam’s Kiss
- Um Yeah-Chuck: Newt Gingrich accuses Michael Sam fans of repressing homophobes
- Money Talks And Fox Has A Hissy-Chuck: Fox News freaks because Warren Buffett supports Choice. in word and deed.
- Strange Kind Of Love-Chuck: David Benham Explains His Love For Gays By Claiming The Homosexual ‘Agenda’ Is Led By Satan
- Spewing Martyrdom: Righties fret on air that the NFL will enforce “some kind of homosexual quota in the future.”
- Hissy Fits And Upchux: Bryan Fischer So Mad The NFL Won’t Tell Michael Sam He Is Going To Die Of AIDS
- Ocifer Chuck. Calling Those Men In Their Little White Coats. Spinning off into another universe, WorldNetDaily Says Fox News Isn’t Conservative Enough, Tea Party TV Network Needed
- Puke From Every Pore: Over On Fox, Obama plotted the ‘biggest jailbreak in history’ so immigrant criminals can vote Dem
- Not New. Always Effective. Ever Pukable: Bullies of the Christian Right Pretend They’re Oppressed
- Homophobes, Christers & Upchucks: Bobby Jindal To Present Award To Phil Robertson On Duck Dynasty Season Opener
Military
- Spew Me A River: Fox News Hosts Slam Call For Humanist Military Chaplains
Same Sex Issues
- Bry-Bry, Puke-Puke: Fischer Blasts The NFL For ‘Celebrating Something That Could Destroy Michael Sam’s Life’
- Porno Throws His All Into All Things Gay. Hmmmm-Chuck: The ever-hyperbolic Porno Pete Censors Michael Sam Kiss, Claims Sam Will Help Destroy Civilization
- Joseph, O Brigham, Thine Legacy Of Love, Sex And UpChuck: Mormon U. Forces Gays to Be Celibate
- Pun Intended-Chuckly: Brian Camenker tells WorldNetDaily that GLSEN is a “massively destructive” group that’s “psychologically penetrating” kids
- Loving Hate-Chuck: Coalition Of Black Pastors Speaks Out Against Gay Marriage
- Rascally Upchuck For Haters: “All the world over, so easy to see-People everywhere just wanna be free. Europe’s Michael Sam moment?
- Haters Hurl It Back. Again and Again. Arkansas Supreme Court halts same-sex marriages in state
Sausage Makers And Their Sausage
- Don’t Tread On His Upchuck Chuck: Virginia official: Non-Christian public prayer violates my rights ‘because I don’t believe that’
- Vote – Er Puke – The Bums Out: North Dakota Anti-Choice Lawmakers Urge Appeal Ruling to Block Fetal ‘Heartbeat’ Ban
- Looks Repressed To Me-Chuck: Lindsey Graham to Make Renewed Push for 20-Week Abortion Ban in Senate.
- Huckster Hucks A Loogie: Mike Huckabee is calling on lawmakers in Arkansas to impeach a judge who recently struck down the state’s gay marriage ban.
- Tobacco Hurl: Kentucky: We Can’t Legalize Same-Sex Marriage Because Gay Couples Don’t Have Babies
- More Huck-A-Chuck: Mike Huckabee‘s Dangerous Campaign To Smear Houston’s Non-Discrimination Ordinance.
Scandal
- In Jesus’ Name -Chuck: Child cruelty charges denied by religious father who allegedly read Bible before caning children
- Ma Nishtana?- Hurl: Rabbi charged with stealing $12.4 million from disabled pre-schoolers in NY
- Forgive Us Jesus Our Hypocritical Upchucks: It’s not the secular world that’s hyper-sexual
- Whatever Happened To Thou Shalt Not-UpChuck? Co-founder Worldwide Miracle Outreach Church (London) wanted on massive fraud charges
- Scandalicious Upchuck: Women claim they were sexually abused at megachurch-affiliated rehab center
- The Holy Are Like Us-Chuck: Human. Sinned. Sad. Pastor at West Tampa church commits suicide amid financial inquiry
Science – Or Not
- Spewing Bupkes: Marco Rubio Defends His Climate Denialism By Claiming He Knows The Science About Abortion
- Sigh. Chuck Oh Chuck: Oklahoma House Committee Rejects Science Standards Over Teaching The ‘Hyperbole’ Of Climate Change
- Pass The Xantac: Anti-Science GOP Senator Attacks Military Brass for Saying Climate Change Threatens Security
Supremes And Lower Courts
- Is That A Pubic Hair In My Spew: State Churches? Justice Clarence Thomas Hears the Call
- Gag Reflex-Chuck: “We have to say more or less that we’re a Christian nation with Christian ideology. Americans United fights back
- Reflux Rising: SCOTUS ruling is the latest manifestation of the impulse to use religion as a mode of control.
- The Law? Pshaw. Chuck: A Year After This Mississippi High School Lost a Court Case Over a Religious Assembly, They Hold Another One
- Slippery Slope-Chuck. Dangerous When Crossed: After Supreme Court’s decision on prayers at meetings, what about crosses?
- Why, Oh Why-Chuck? Obama Judicial Pick Wanted to Govern Based on “Good Conservative Christian Values”
- Excellent-Chuck: Harry Reid Says He “Can’t Vote” For Obama’s Controversial Judicial Pick
- ROAR-Chuck: Attorneys for North Dakota Appeal Ruling Blocking ‘Heartbeat’ (6 week) Abortion Ban
Theocracy Rising
- Culling Souls For Theocracy-Chuck: Beware secular America. Vineyard Movement sets out to start 750 new churches in the next decade
- Judicial Activism Barfs: Dangers Of Supreme Court Prayer Ruling Quickly Become Clear
- Unconstitutional As Hell-Chuck: Virginia Official Who Wants Christian Public Prayer Refuses To Stand For Non-Christian Prayer
- The Itsy Bitsy Pukist Climbed Down The Chidren’s Throats: Michael Peroutka’s Theocratic Ditty for the Kiddies
Antidotes
- Following Google’s Lead, Yahoo Removes Deceptive Ads by Anti-Abortion Groups
- Michael Sam jerseys sell like hotcakes as conservatives apoplectic at his popularity
- Federal Appeals Court In Richmond Skeptical Of Virginia’s Same-Sex Marriage Ban
- Virginia Governor Orders Review of Abortion Clinic Regulations
- Missouri women not sitting back while legislators legislate their health/bodies.
- Another Federal Judge Trolls Scalia While Striking Down Gay Marriage Ban
- Federal Judge Tells Idaho to Start Marrying Same-Sex Couples on Friday
- The nation’s 6th largest school district has adopted a comprehensive sex education program.
- Top Catholic Bishop Says Church Should Consider Accepting Gays
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson Destroys Bill O’Reilly
- Uber cool French ‘Boys in Skirts’ campaign protests sexism and engenders conservative backlash.
