Creationism
- Ham In My Upchuck: With Kentucky Taxpayer Help, Moron Amusement Park Begins: Huge Bulldozers to Start Excavating
- Upchuckably Truthful: Richard Dawkins: I don’t mind being disliked by complete idiots, like creationists
Education
- The ABC’s of D-U-H-Chuck: Texas Court rules parents can’t stop teaching kid because they think the Rapture is near.
- Slipping On Upchuck: FL school board candidate keeps accidentally saying he supports creationism in science class
- Revisionist Spew: RNC resolution votes to revise history.
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- Um. Hurl. KKK Leader Disputes Hate Group Label: ‘We’re A Christian Group’
Fifty Shades Of Loony
- King Loon Spews: Showing his crazy again. Pat Robertson discusses plan to impeach Obama over Iraq: ‘Intervene, Lord! Send the angels!’
- Regurgitated Rapist: Okla. church lets convicted rapist attend kid’s event because ‘God can change people’
- Because Jesus. Hates. Sex. Chuck: “Christian” apartment allows unwed couple to move in as long as they promise not to have sex.
Fifty Shades Of Lies And Propaganda
- Assisting Suicide Chuck: Jew turned Born-Again End Timer ponders Robin Williams –“Turning every problem over to God saves lives”
- What’s A Little Money In God’s Name Chuck? Texas Pays “Thoroughly Discredited” Expert $42,000 to Defend Anti-Abortion Law
- Macho Spew-ology: When family values conflict with men’s interests, suddenly family values not as important as Relig Right says they are.
If Media Is The Message
- Four Score And Hurling: ‘Marxist’ Lincoln enslaved us all by ending Southern slavery
- Um-Chuck-A-Lucka-Lucka: Teenagers Confuse A ‘Bromance’ Or ‘Guy Crush’ With Being Gay – Because maybe they are gay
- Christianist Pat-The-Robertson Vomits Incitement: ‘Are We Going To Have A Revolution? We Ought To Have Something’
- Gentlemen Prefer Upchuck? Janet Parshall: God Gave Us A Warning (Because He Is A Gentleman) That Ebola Is Part Of His End Times Judgment
- Puke, Puke. Hurl, Hurl. Special On Trumped Up Victimhood:
Fox News Greta Van Susteren Christians Under Attack
Israel And End Times Politics
- The Kingdom Of End Times Foreign Political Upchuck: End Timers Tony Perkins, Richard Land & others to travel to Israel to signal their (EndTImes) support
- Book Of Revelatory Upchuck: To the delight of End Timers, the vast region Bush so blithely called the arc of instability seems to beheading for utter chaos or a mega-conflict
Military
- Bulimic Christers: Conservative Christians infuriated that Navy orders Bibles removed from its lodges
- Upchuckly Turnabout: Navy tells lodges to put removed Bibles back into rooms
Politics Nation
- (David) Barf-dom: Pseudo-Historian David Barton Helps RNC Promote Its Campaign To Mobilize Religious Right Voters
- Libertarian Ka-Ka: Rand Paul on abortion: Civilization will collapse unless fetuses get personhood rights
- Revolutionary Spew Redux: Matt Barber Pledges Civil Disobedience To Stop Same-Sex Marriage
- One And Done? Puke: Christian conservatives look for candidate to rally around
- God’s Own (Puke) Party: RNC: ‘God’s Got A Home’ In The GOP
Religion Gone Bad
- Upchucking Hard: Steve King says the GOP must restrain Obama so God can use the next president to “restore the soul of America”:
- Up Your Chuck: Ohio strippers take topless protest to church that harassed them as ‘whores, tramps’ for nine years
- Upchuckably Dangerous Thinking: Rather than science, many African Christian leaders think Ebola’s a curse from God?
- When Will The Civil Part Go By The Wayside Chuck? Matt Barber Pledges Civil Disobedience To Stop Same-Sex Marriage
- The Civil Part Just Went Upchuck: Tea Party official opens Miss. meeting with prayer asking for violence against Republicans
- Duh Chuck: The So-Called ‘Libertarian Moment’ Is Engineered By The Christian Right
- Exporter Of Aids Chuck: Rick Warren in Rwanda Announces Plans to Host All African Nations @ Purpose Driven Church Congress
- And Jesus Upchucked: As white Christians debate who’s going to hell, the black community is already there, and nobody seems to give a damn.
- Political God-Chuck: US Jews are half as likely (40%) as white evangelicals (82%) to believe God gave Israel to the Jewish people
- Upchuck Kills: Abortion Didn’t Cause Robin Williams’ Death
- Oy-Chuck: Worried about theocracy? Roman Catholics, evangelical Christians closer now than ever
Same Sex Issues
- Gut-Clenching Upchuck: Bill To Stone Gays To Death Introduced In Kenya
- The Truth Sometimes Upchucks: Shouldn’t be so difficult: Worship Songwriter Vicky Beeching Comes Out as Gay
Sausage Makers And Their Sausage
- Always, Still, Ever Puking: Republican Senators Introduce Bill to Protect Faith-Based Adoption Agencies
- Hot Mess Of Puke: Baton Rouge City Councilman Sez: We’re” not about a Christian Version of Sharia Law”
- Because Theocracy Chuck: Mississippi Appeals Fifth Circuit Decision Blocking Admitting Privileges Requirement
- Spew Me A River: Proposed Ten Commandments display has nothing to do with religion: Alabama county official
Scandal/Tragedy
- Who Would Chuckie Punch? California pastor punches wife’s face so hard in church parking lot that he breaks her glasses
- Texas, Guns & Homeschooling, Chuck: ‘Very sheltered’ homeschooled Texas teen guns down both parents
- Singapore Slings The Vomit: Church scamming in Singapore just as in US: Pastor Kong Hee Insists Millions Spent on Wife’s Pop Star Career Were Necessary For Church Growth
- Penance Hurl: Megachurch Wife Repents. Forgive Her Fools For She Hath Sinned.
- We Seek To Upchuck: Evangelical child molesting monster sentenced to 40 years
- They Live To Scam Chuck: Top 10 richest pastors in the world-several cud buy & sell Africa:
- Here, There And Every-Chuckin’ Place: New sex abuse case rocks church
- The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Puke: Mars Hill Cancels Annual Resurgence Conference Amid Controversy Surrounding Mark Driscoll
Supremes And Lower Courts
- Voluntary Upchuck: Breaking With Other States, Judge Rules Tennessee’s Gay Marriage Ban Is Constitutional
- Oy Chuck: The Enormous, Unbelievable Stakes For The Supreme Court In 2016
- Victimology Rears Its Pukey Head. Again: The Next ‘Religious Freedom’ Debate: Using Tax Dollars to Discriminate in Adoption
- But When The Governor Upchucks: Cincinnati Abortion Provider Sues Ohio State for ‘Unreasonable and Politically Motivated’ Clinic Closure
- And Then There Was One Chuck: Cincinnati Abortion Provider Will Have to Shut Down, Judge Rules
- Scrotally Caused Upchuck: Va. Family Fights for Exemption, Says Standardize Tests Impede on their Religious Beliefs
Women
- The Upchuck Of Barefoot And Preggers: The Right’s Contempt for Women
- Border Crisis At Women’s Centers Chuck: Undercover Audio: Intimidation Tactics of Texas Anti-Abortion Groups
- Confirmed Vomit: Admitting-privileges laws have created high hurdle for abortion providers to clear
- Double Duh Chuck: Our Safety Net Is Failing The Impoverished Women Who Need Birth Control
Antidotes
- Navy removes Bibles from guest rooms
- A moment of sanity: Baptist Church Cancels Event Over Views on Bible;Band Insists ‘No Reasonable Person Takes Entire Bible
- Anti-Gay Marriage Leader’s Ex-Wife Left Him For Another Woman
- Ohio Judge Rules Toledo Clinic Can Remain Open During Appeal
- Gay Christian Rock Star Schools Homophobic Pastor On Live TV
- Boom. Travelodge removes Bible from rooms to reflect ‘increasingly multicultural UK’
- California Supreme Court Nixes Corporate Personhood “Advisory Measure” From November Ballot
- A happy read: Some evangelicals in Republican Party are feeling left out, see no standard-bearer
