An exceptionally upchuckable week of barely believable stories from the far right…
Abortion
- Back Alley Blues-Chuck: Wave of Anti-Choice Laws Has Shut Down 1 in 10 Abortion Providers bit.ly/17p9SDv
- Back Alley Blues-Chuck II: While You Were Labor Day partying, Iowa Quietly Eliminated Abortion Access For Low-Income Women bit.ly/1aj5kGx
- Christian Fear and Loathing-Chuck: Texas Ed Board Member Ken Mercer Promotes Fear and Hate in San Antonio Anti-Discrimination Debate bit.ly/13eyqS5
- So Very Sad-Chuck: Sex-ed or early abortion could have prevented this: 19-Yr-Old Bleeds to Death After Secretly Delivering Stillborn Baby at a Christian College bit.ly/15KCAy2
- Partisan Feti-Chuck: Texas Attorney General Candidate Wants To Ban Abortion Because Hypothetical Offspring ‘Would Vote Republican’ bit.ly/1aaHVnd
Christian Nation
- So Help Us Upchuck: MA’s highest court to hear argument that the Pledge violates students’ rights, Experts say outcome will reverberate around the nation. bit.ly/17xn6Cd
- Christian Nation Status-Chuck: Hungary is no longer a democracy. It Can’t Happen Here? https://bit.ly/YsHQrc
Education
- Drown It In The Tub-Chuck:PA’s Governor Corbett has an agenda for Philadelphia public education and that is to strangle the life out of the struggling public school district. bit.ly/13eiBuL
- Kentucky Ain’t Fer Science-Chuck? Creationism won’t go quietly into the night, will it?
- Won’t Go Quielyt Into The Night-Chuck: “Outsiders(in Kentucky) are telling public school families that we must follow the rich man’s elitist religion of evolution, that we no longer have what the Kentucky Constitution says is the right to worship almighty God.” huff.to/160oDjM
- Ham-Chuck: “Were dinosaurs dragons?They certainly could have been” bit.ly/1cP48bF
- Sex Ed Works-Chuck: Teen Births Reach New Low https://usat.ly/17CeZnQ
- Score One For The Good Guys-Chuck: ACLU & AU: Texas Public School Cheerleaders Have No Right 2 Display Bible Verse Signs bit.ly/13orqlV
- Creationist Teen-Chuck: Big Bang theory ‘bad science’ because it contradicts the Bible. Would love to see him go mano a mano with Zack Kopplin bit.ly/15BOr2c
- Consitutionally Wrong-Chuck: GA House Candidate Loudermilk Says There Is No Greater Expert On US Constitution Than Faux-Historian David Barton https://bit.ly/17HsErU
- Rabid Neo-Con Zionist-Chuck: Frank Gaffney jumps into the Texas School Fray. Yikes. bit.ly/1dSWyjl
- Rabid Neo-Con Zionist-Oh My! Frank Gaffneyjumps into the Texas School Fray. Yikes. bit.ly/1dSWyjl
- Astonishing-Chuckles: On Christianity Today: Why Intelligent People Are Less Likely to Be Religious bit.ly/15JXBjn
Elections
- Quel courage-Chuck: Christianist Virginia candidate, E.W. Jackson (Ew Jackson) to debate at Liberty U. bit.ly/19gBVYY
- EW-Chuck: The GOP & its Dominionist candidate for Gov, Ken Cucinnelli are distancing themselves from controversial VA Lietenant Gov candidate, E.W. Jackson bit.ly/160qhBW
- The Dominion of Virginia-Chuck: 57,000 Virginians Could Have Voter Registrations Cancelled-Would only benefit fundies Cuccinelli & Jackson bit.ly/13oexbv
End Times
- Oh Magog-Chuck! End-Times Buffs Are Freaking Out About Syria bit.ly/15ZzSZP
- Aiding and Abetting-Chuck: Proving Bibi’s intent not 2 pursue peace, Netanyahu issues frosty response to Iranian president’s Rosh Hashanah tweet.bit.ly/18FSmNH
Fifty Shades of Lies
- Mendacity-Hurl: Gun Owners of Amer, Larry Pratt: President Obama Consistently Helps Al Qaeda Because He ‘Hates U.S. bit.ly/1aauG5Y
Fifty Shades of Loony
- Kingdom of Judah-Chuck? Obsessed w/Zion Beck traces civilization- Sez our laws are rooted in Kingdom of Judah. Even Charisma magazine thinks he’s gone off the deep end. bit.ly/17y0cuw
- Tapping For Terror-Chuck: WND: Obama Sending Secret Muslim Foot Signals bit.ly/1ajaVwC
- Best Of The Best-Chuck: Perhaps the ten most out-there Christian Right statements. https://bit.ly/1a9ABIB
- Calling Tina Fey-Chuck!!! “Oh it’s gonna be a great Christmas book, lots of nice festive joyful things within the book, like recipes and traditions of our family that are probably pretty unique, because we are from Alaska, and live near the North Pole, so we have access to Santa Claus and all the good things that come with Christmas.” https://bit.ly/13mmMAo
- Ugly, Uglier, Ugliest-Chuck. Tell Gay Couples To Die On Their Wedding Day bit.ly/1aavyYh
- Glenn Beck Mega-Chuck: We should all get along but progressives should be hunted down like Nazis bit.ly/13oyMWw
- Mixing Memes-Chuck: GOA’s Pratt: Warns ‘Diabolical’ Obama Will Withhold Social Security During Shutdown bit.ly/17dsGsx
- Be Careful What You Wish For-Chuck: Since President Obama is naturally “the anti-Christ” he may soon “pull the chord” and launch “World War III These Dominionists are so coy, so clever. WWIII is precisely what they want. bit.ly/13pkWTF
- Or Not-Chuck: Barton: Everything The Bible Says Will Eventually Be Confirmed By Science bit.ly/15BHVZi
- Whuuuuut-Chuck? Tony Perkins: Use Health Care Funds To Bomb Syria bit.ly/16623Gs
Fifty Shades of Scandal/Scammery
- Trust In Jesus-Hurl: Victory Christian Center Former Employee Pleads Guilty to Sending 14-Y-Old Girl Lewd Facebook Messages bit.ly/17y1FB1
- Crazy But Rich-Chuck: Pat Robertson raised millions on the back of a non-existent aid project bit.ly/1aazcBz
- And So-Chuck: Robertson Threatens Legal Action Against Filmmakers 4 Exposing Charity Scam bit.ly/13oHPXx
- Adams Family-Chuck: San Diego Pastor: Church Leaders Often Are Ministry Monsters Treating Humans Like Objects bit.ly/1aaEZXJ
- Love Me Some Hypocrisy-Chuck: Natl Day of Prayer Leader in MISS Charged w/Fraud Extortion,Embezzlement,etc. bit.ly/14nXCZ2
- Sshhhh-Chuck: Pope quietly removes Vatican envoy 2 the DR after accusation of child prostitution surface bit.ly/1cP1G4P
- A Ditty-Chuck: Scammy-scammy Ark By The River Keeps It All In the Family cin.ci/1fMFacp
- Meanwhile, From Absurdistan-Chuck: Bachmann, Gohmert and King’s surreal Egyptian presser blames Muslim Brotherhood for 9/11 bit.ly/15K0Ff9
- Back in Absurdistan-Chuck: “Homosexuals are responsible for half of all murders committed in large cities” bit.ly/17PPDRI
Fifty Shades of Science/History
- Jesus Not Darwin-Chuck: Dr. Jason Lisle of Institute For Creation Research decries cultural shift away from Bible-based Judeo-Christian thinking bit.ly/17y76jg
- Barton Sucks-Chuck: ‘Historian’ David Barton: Illiteracy rates higher because students lack fear of God bit.ly/1fzTNj7
- What About The Constitution-Chuck? Fox News Dana Perino suggests atheists should leave US instead of trying 2 maintain separation of church & state https://bit.ly/15BKuL8
Hagee
- Pastor Tweet-Chuck: John Hagee tweeted:
He never promised you would never be in battle; but He did promise the battle would be His and you would have the victory every single time!
- Back Atcha-Chuck: You won’t hear John Hagee praising this praiseworthy tidbit: Iran Signals Eagerness to Overcome Old Impasses nyti.ms/18DUiGD
Legislators
- Back Atcha Allah-Chuck: While we have no clear end goal in Syria, Sarah Palin throws oil on the fire bit.ly/17y1ky6
- Meanwhile, From Absurdistan-Chuck: Bachmann, Gohmert and King’s surreal Egyptian presser blames Muslim Brotherhood for 9/11 bit.ly/15K0Ff9
Military
- We Don’t-Chuck: Southern Baptists order military chaplains not to perform same sex marriages bit.ly/1ajbNBk
- Crusader Complex-Chuck:: To say the U. S. Military should be viewed as a Christian organization is one of most destructive threats to our military. bit.ly/1fzWotu
- So Help Us God-Chuck: FRC prays that the weakening of our armies by homosexuals & the decision to put women in bloody combat be reversed. bit.ly/14nWW62
- Christians Against Peace-Chuck: Sign our Petition: Jerusalem is Israel’s Undivided Capital! bit.ly/1aaAv3i
Must See TV
- Ed Schultz Is Back-Chuck! John Fugelsang and Ed Schultz trounce right-wing preacher ‘Dr. Chaps’ again in Obamacare rematch bit.ly/13owy9w
Same-Sex Issues
- Just Say Nyet-Chuck: Six US in-charming, un-Christian-Christian conservative groups sign statement supporting Russian Gay Propaganda Ban. bit.ly/17xkHrf
- Say What-Chuck? Military’s ‘Homosexual Takeover’ Will Undermine Effectiveness Of Syrian Strike bit.ly/17xnBMt
- Staver-Chuck: Requiring Photographer to Shoot Same-Sex Wedding Like Forcing Her to Photograph KKK Rally bit.ly/15BkNcx
- Starnes-Chuck: Businesses Should Be Allowed To Discriminate Against Gay Customers bit.ly/17y3DkN
- WWJSAY? Former Navy chaplain wants ‘worthy of death’ printed on all LGBT couples’ wedding photos. bit.ly/1ebE7Vr
- What’s The Matter With Bryan-Chuck? ‘The Nazi Party Started In A Gay Bar In Munich’ bit.ly/1aj3Vje #p2
- Sibling Rivalry-Chuck: Mary Cheney: My (Evil) Sister Is “Dead Wrong” On Gay Marriage bit.ly/1alPrzb
- We Are Never Going TO Say You’re Ok-Chuck: Fischer: “We Are Never, Ever Going To Say That Same-Sex Marriage Is Okay” bit.ly/1aaBqkv
- No surprises-Chuck: Non-Discrimination Ordinance Opponents Target Mayor Julian Castro For Recall bit.ly/13oAXct
- Where Yat-Chuck? Certainly not on the right side of history. LA Nat. Guard joins TX in declining to process benefits for same-sex couples bit.ly/13oCr6I
- Defense Of Bigotry Costs -Chuck: Pennsylvania Taxpayers to Pay Lawyers $400 An Hour to Defend Anti-Gay Law bit.ly/1aorSGa
- Damn But They’re Crawling Out Of The Walls-Chuck: Anti-LGBT group: ‘How many generations of children will be sacrificed’ to gay gods? bit.ly/165XjAF
Plain Sex Issues
- Love Sex-Chuck: Texas Megachurch’s ‘LoveSex’ Series Turns Heads With Billboard, Pink Envelope Outreach https://bit.ly/13kKVeZ
Syria
- Apocalyptic Foreign Policy-Chuck: Intelligent piece on danger of linking “permanent religious apocalyptic” w/foreign policy bit.ly/1aRBYym
- Give Me A B – Chuck: ACLU & AU: Texas Public School Cheerleaders Have No Right to Display Bible Verse Signs bit.ly/13orqlV
- Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse–Chuck: Fukushima, Climate Change and War bit.ly/13otOZM
Antidotes
- Thanks to his “informed & Christian conscience” Aussie PM Kevin Rudd schools this Homophobic Aussie pastor. bit.ly/13elsDQ
- Update (and NOT an antidote). Rudd loses Australian election to Social Conservative. https://usat.ly/17G3njP
