…and all this before the government shutdown became official at 12:01am!
The Bible And All Things Christer
- One Upon An Upchuck:The Bible, that collection of contrived and plagiarized fairy tales, has already been disproved beyond redemption.Take that Literalists! bit.ly/1dGLp2e
- Twice Upon An Upchuck: How is telling a gay couple to die on their wedding day or calling starvation “empowerment” Christian, exactly? bit.ly/1gXQ3bX
- Say what-Chuck? Email To Evangelical Pastors: Time To Put Politicians “Scalps On The Wall” bit.ly/18pu5LY
Education
- Book Banning-Chuck: Last week, the President of the Ohio Board of Education called Toni Morrison’s The Bluest Eye pornographic. Now,a North Carolina school district calls to remove Ellison’s Invisible Man. https://n.pr/1euVhiK
- Er, The Opposite-Chuck: Forcing TX schools & textbooks to teach Creationism “encourages critical thinking.” bit.ly/18SWnMW
- Glenn Beck-Hurl: Common Core Is Insidious & Pure Evil. No Glenn, it’s an effort 2 counter pervasive dumbing down bit.ly/1fmfJDK
- Falwell’s Legacy-Chuckers: A thriving Liberty U in large part due to the $775 million a year it gets in federal student loans & grants bit.ly/1fmix3
- The Frog, She’s A-Boilin’-Chuck: Texas is sticking with what doesn’t work. State Health Department Spends $1.2 Million on Abstinence-Only Project. bit.ly/15tXena
- Education? Bah Humbug-Chuckie: Nashville-Area School District Receives Heat For Taking Students On Field Trip To Mosque. So much for learning about world religions as a way to get along in this fractured world huff.to/1fFgbL5
- Slip-Sliding Prayer Into Schools-Chuck: Students Worldwide to Pray at See You at the Pole’ bit.ly/1baBd1b
- Drip, Drip, Drip-Chuck: NRO Continues Misinformation Campaign About The DOJ’s Lawsuit Against Louisiana bit.ly/18slry5
- What Is The Matter With Kansas-Chuck? Kansas School Board votes to allow student-led prayer over school intercom.bit.ly/18sSoIT
- It’s Bad-Chuck: 1 in 8 HS bio teachers teach creationism as valid scientific alternatives 2 evolution nyti.ms/1bjIbkm #p2
- Louisiana Back Steppin’ Hurl” Christian Ed politics at their worst: bit.ly/1bjCOln
Elections
- Wack-Job Or Crazy Like A Fox-Chuck? Cruz continues ‘filibuster’ with nods to ‘Duck Dynasty,’ ‘Atlas Shrugged’ & Ashton Kutcher bit.ly/1fmk5us
End Times
- They’re Coming To Take Them Away, Ha-Ha-Hurl: Encouraged by Biblical End Times signs, Christians should be excited because the Day of Redemption is near. bit.ly/1b9Fp13 #p2
Environment
- When The Last Tree Dies, Rejoice-Chuck: As the Xtian Right denies Climate Change, this damning report tells the tale. Then again if the end of planet Earth excites you, this is great news: Global Warming About to Claim 3/4Billion People bit.ly/1fFbgd3
Fifty Shades of Hate
- Neocon Sez-Chuck: US Must Stop CAIR Like It Fights Terrorist Attacks bit.ly/18pt9Y1
- Islamaphobe-In-Chief-Chuck: Bryan Fisher agrees: No more Muslim student visas, no more mosques.bit.ly/18X6nuz
- Sheer Hate-Chuck: Your federal government is promoting Islam foxnews.com/opinion/2013/0…
Fifty Shades Of Loony
- Say What-Chuck? Klayman Sets Date For Revolution To End Obama’s ‘Reign Of Terror’ bit.ly/1dGO4sV
- Tin Foil Nut-Jobbin’ Upchuck: Jerome Corsi & Alex Jones Link Obama To Nairobi Attack bit.ly/16Jnx9h
- I’m A Wackadoodle Bachmann-Chuck: Let’s see. What shoud I make up today? Bachmann: Clintons Closely Tied To Muslim Brotherhood bit.ly/16Jo9LY
- Keep ‘Em Down-Chuck; Racist bigot Phyllis Schlafly Objects To LA Schools iPad Program Because It Might Benefit Children Of Immigrants bit.ly/18slNox
- Another Michelle Bach-Chuck: Bachmann claims Obama wants people “addicted to the crack cocaine of dependency” on government bit.ly/19c63Z4
- More Bach-Chuck: Michele Bachmann comes up with new conspiracy theory linking ACORN and voter fraud to Obamacare bit.ly/19c63Z4
Hagee And Other Christian Zionists
- Mega-Upchuck: CUFI & Hagee joins the faux persecution parade. bit.ly/1fz25e2
- Bagged A Big One-Chuck: CZs have landed of the US’ Most Influential Hispanic leaders. https://www.daytopray.com #p2
Legislators And Their Legislation
- And God Said, Let There Be Government-Chuck: Rep. Westmoreland says 10 days are plenty time for Congress to avoid a government shutdown because God created the world in seven days. bit.ly/18SWnMW
- It Is Happening Here-Chuck: What 1 of our elected reps thinks: Gohmert: POB Supports Al Qaeda And Opened The Door For Domestic Terrorist Attacks bit.ly/18X8Uov
- The New Thing In Flip-Flops-Chuckie: In favor of Judge William Thomas nomination before he was against it, Rubio kills nomination of gay Afro-American judge to appease far right. https://bit.ly/1gWS8Vu
Lies/Hypocrisy
- Fipped His Flop-Hurl: Sure, he compared Mitt Romney to Washington & Lincoln, but now Glenn Beck says he’s “embarrassed” he voted for him: bit.ly/16C6Qwx
- A Different Kind Of Jesus-Chuck: RC’s Ken Blackwell says there’s “nothing more Christian” than kicking millions off food stamps bit.ly/1gTgVdd
- Aims To Deceive-Chuck: Phony ex-terrorist Kamal Saleem says Islamists are “repopulating” and “subjugating” America bit.ly/16A8IVz
- Hypocrisy Alert-Chuck: Church Members Mistreat Homeless Man in Church Unaware It Is Their Pastor in Disguise bit.ly/18kfK5i
- America’s #1 Faux Historian-Chuck: David Barton says the 2nd Amendment guarantees an individual right to own a bazooka, a tank, or even a fighter jet: bit.ly/1eKfbWQ
- Loving Their Young For Christ-Chuck: Priest Gets 50 Years for Child Porn – Bishop Who Knew, Remains Bishop in Kansas City. bit.ly/16wOsuF
- Gospel Of Me-Chuck: There’s a special place in hell for Christocrat gospel-singin’ Fincher from Frog Jump, TN. bit.ly/1bjEKdB
- Echo Chambering Away-Chuck: AFA spokesman Bryan the Crazy Lying Fisher praises Japan over non-existent ban on Islam, mosques and Qurans bit.ly/1bmjJT7
- Family Values Upchuck: The Christian mission field is a magnet for sex abuse. Comparing evangelicals to Catholics: “We are worse but it’s harder to track.” bit.ly/1bmKdno
Military
- Say It Ain’t So-Chuck: Restore Military Religious Freedom Coalition met with Air Force officials to be assured that a rumor they themselves started wasn’t true! huff.to/18SJh2g
- Nearing Halloween-Chuck: Glenn Beck is now warning that Common Core will turn America “into an absolute, recognizable police state”: bit.ly/1gTAyB
- Roll Over Sun Myung Moon: Even the uber-conservative Washington Times decries effort to paint the military as anti-Christian as straw dog bit.ly/1dGJkU4
Same Sex Issues
- Buckeye Hurl: Ohio lawmaker wants judge impeached for ordering state to recognize gay marriage. bit.ly/18SXfRR
- Tricking Kids Into Thinking They’re Gay-Chuck: bit.ly/15n18y1
- Earthly Minions-Chuck? Peter LaBarbera Claims ‘Satan’s Earthly Minions’ Use Homosexuality to Undermine Catholic Church bit.ly/15moPMp
- Lively Upchuck: Homosexuality- the moral issue of End Times, so sayeth Scott Lively. bit.ly/15moysX
- Vomit-Upchuck: Liberty Institute(Gag) Signs on 2 Represent TX Football Analyst Dumped Over Anti-Gay Comments bit.ly/15r6SMF
- LaBarbera Spews: ‘It’s Almost As If Homosexual Sodomy Was Created To Spread Disease’ Why is he so afraid? bit.ly/1fmmZj3
- Papal Deceit-Chuck” Pope Francis and ‘Pope O’Reilly’ are an Embarrassment to Jesus and Christians bit.ly/1915j92
- When There’s Barilla, There’s (No Gays at) Home-Chuck: Christers stage a “Buycott” for Barilla pasta, calling them the latest target of the Gaystapo. tinyurl.com/n7da3ze
- Judicial Quackery-Chuck: Hater Spews: Gays ‘Overrepresented’ On Federal Courts bit.ly/18sVoFj
- Nothing Like A Family Association-Chuck: Florida Family Assoc told P&G it would fly a banner declaring “Procter & Gamble Sponsors Jihad TV” during Packers vs Bengals last Sunday. bit.ly/18sn674
- The Christian Thing To Do-Chuck: PA pastor facing trial by his church because he officiated at his own son’s same sex wedding stating that the couple is just as worthy & precious in God’s sight as anybody else. https://bit.ly/1eUjY8q
Scandal
- Just Another Hypocrisy Alert-Chuck” California Pastor Accused of Sexually Molesting Female Church Members; Called It ‘Faith Healing’ bit.ly/18SLtXA
Supremes and Lower Courts
- Jesus Sells-Chuck: In Fundy World, business is sacred & the state is enemy of godly forms of consumerism & the Christian corporation bit.ly/1bmKZAX #p2
Antidotes
Score 1 for the good guys! Invisible Man is back on the shelf! https://bit.ly/1apWRxf
Really, really, really? It doesn’t get better than this! Texas First Lady Calls Abortion ‘A Woman’s Right’ bit.ly/1bjKvrI
Another scathing piece against the Christianization of the military comes from the unlikeliest of rags, The Washington Times. bit.ly/18FWEa1
