Abortion
- Buckeye-Chuckeye: With the closure of one abortion clinic and two more to follow, Ohio women have fewer places to terminate pregnancies since just after the Roe v. Wade ruling. https://bit.ly/GS6knA
- Repent Ye-Chuck: We will either repent of abortion or there will be civil war: youtu.be/RXIk3viyZXE
Education
- Ragin’Rod Spew: Parsley: Satan Using Public Schools To Attack Children bit.ly/1dbMMZx
- Schlafly-Chuck: Public Schools Preparing Kids To Accept Death Panels From Obamacare’ bit.ly/HfOuec
- Definition Of Stupidity-Chuck: South Carolina might expand its voucher program, even though there’s mounting evidence vouchers just don’t work. bit.ly/HdVYPC
- Drip, Drip, Drip-Chuck: Bill wud require all PA public schools to2display ‘In God we trust’ motto. bit.ly/1bmCSj5
- Back To The Future Upchucking Upchuck: Throw your geology textbook away, biology ones too, your organic chemistry textbook, your smoke alarms, don’t bother to get a PET scan or thyroid scan if you have cancer, unplug your electronic devices from the wall if your electrical power is generated by a nuclear plant. None of the textbooks are right, and all those devices can’t possibly work because Ken Ham and Ray Comfort and other knowledge deniers claim the earth is only 6,000-10,000 years old. https://bit.ly/1c70t8k
Elections
- Conserva-Chuck: Insurgent conservative groups like the Senate Conservatives Fund, the Madison Project and the Club for Growth announced their support for Mr. McDaniel’s primary challenge to Thad Cochran, 75 and a six-term incumbent – the very picture of the Republican old guard, McDaniel,the chairman of the Mississippi State Senate’s Conservative Coalition and a former Christian-radio host, provides an early glimpse of what the next three years are likely to hold for the Republican Party. https://nyti.ms/18zvzWm
- Sweater Guy Upchuck: Santorum Swoops Down as Hopeful Crazy Christian Savior: bit.ly/1bQ5lyD
- Ewww-Chuck, He’s Running? We know “Dr. Chaps” as a demon-obsessed ex-gay exorcist, but to voters in CO he is now a candidate for state office! bit.ly/H8iPvU
- Southern White Man Upchuck: Mississippi Senatorial Tea Party candidate for US Senate connected to secessionists & neo-Confederates bit.ly/H2mif4
- Jesus Tea-Chuck: Another Example of How the Religious Right and Tea Party Are Melding into One Political Movement bit.ly/1fW1epw
- It’s Super-Jesus-Chuck! GOP event hails ‘superhero’ Ted Cruz as right-wing Jesus.bit.ly/17TvJEk
Fifty Shades of End Times
- Graham’s Crackers-Chuck: Billy the Elderly is old enough not to die before he’s proven wrong. bit.ly/1a7jVm6
- United States of Jesus-Chuck: The next time you think Cruz and Co. are merely obstructionist cranks, remember they have a very deep agenda, one that we ignore at our peril. bit.ly/1d77dnL
- The Plot Thickens-Chuck: With no Arab university in Nazareth, John Hagee’s & Rick Perry’s efforts to establish a Texas A & M campus there smack heartily of End Times motives. https://bit.ly/1gEpRbB
Fifty Shades of Religion
- No Do Unto Others-Chuck: Family Research Council: Christians should not want the government to care for the poor bit.ly/i0Ck1U
- Oy-Chuck:. Abbas says Israel’s demands of Jerusalem are turning the conflict from a political to a religious one. maannews.net/eng/
- Macho Upchuck: Time to “man up” & show that warrior spirit. bit.ly/1fW0qRz
- Oy vey-Chuck: Pentecostalism is the fastest growing faith in the world. bit.ly/1cYXbVR
- PR Stunt-Chuck: Sure, they talk nicer while they push for theocracy. bit.ly/16vmav8
- Lying For Jesus-Chuckie: Being religious linked w/greater likelihood of lying 4 financial gain.bit.ly/HhtfZB
- Papal Medecine-Chuck? Catholic Hospitals Grow, and With Them Questions of Care bit.ly/HhsAHn
- Delaying The Jesus Nation-Chuck:The Dominionist Exterminator sez God is calling him to lead a constitutional revival. I’d rather he’d b in prison.bit.ly/1d85vCH
- And Mother Comes Last-Chuck: Ectopic pregnancies are never viable but many Catholic hospitals won’t terminate one until you’re almost dead. mojo.ly/1aDMbcH
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- Cheapskates For Jesus-Chuck: Christians refuse to tip waiter because ‘homosexual lifestyle is an affront to God’ – which is why they frequent McD’s.bit.ly/1d75YVQ
Fifty Shades of Lying Hypocrisy
- Mansions For God-Chuck: NC Megachurch pastor Steven Furtick builds his own megamansion.Think Hagee,Parsley, etc., etc. https://bit.ly/1alEYkU
- Moderation Redux-Chux: They got to Moore: New SBC Pres pulls back: ‘I’m Not Seeking A Pullback’ From Politics bit.ly/1d78Xxm
- Pro-Life Indeed-Chuck: Wisconsin jails pregnant woman and gives her fetus – but not her – a lawyer. bit.ly/1bmCFfz
- History Revised-Chuck: FRC Cites Bogus George Washington Story To Promote Christian Nationalism https://bit.ly/1cdfKV7
Fifty Shades of Loony
- Persecution Complex-Chuck: Matt Barber & Mat Staver say that Obama is an enemy of freedom who is dividing the nation by demonizing Christians: bit.ly/16n4NBQ
- Pat TheCray-Cray-Chuck: Pat Robertson thinks Europe is returning to Nazism and mass killings bit.ly/174pNf4
- The Mouth Of God-Chuck?The husband of the House stenographer says she doesn’t even remember what she said b/c God was speaking through her: bit.ly/17EIhPV
- Lesbo Thin Mints-Chuck: Kevin Swanson warns Girl Scouts will turn young women into communist lesbian @SaraBareilles fans bit.ly/1bQ281V
- Cuz The Bible Tells Me So-Chuck: Why Bible Believers Have Such a Hard Time Getting Child Protection Right bit.ly/1h5vgpW
- The Marxist Bible Spew: Conservative Bible group thinks some Bible literalists are too liberal- Certain verses might be read as socialistic! bit.ly/1deAijN
- Poof Be Gone-Chuck? Pat Robertson claims he has the power to “heal” the deaf by rebuking demonic “spirit of deafness” bit.ly/HhDCMM
- The Path Of Darkness-Chuck? Glenn Beck says that the NBC networks have sided with Satan and “chosen the path of darkness”: bit.ly/HfikR9
- Obama And The Boys-Chuck: Garrow says everyone knows Obama is bisexual & is having “little buddies … brought into the White House even now”: bit.ly/1a4DAB3
- Calling For Insurrection’-Chuck: Needed Before Obama Begins Herding People Into Cattle Cars bit.ly/1adP7OJ
- Santorum Saves-Chuck: Rick Santorum says people can fight Satan by buying a ticket to see his new movie bit.ly/H4YC9K
Hagee
- What Am I Missing-Chuck? Hagee & Perry help Texas A&M Open Campus in Israel to educate Jews,Muslims,Christians This doesn’t fit with Hagee/Perry agendas. Hmmmm.. bit.ly/1bTtrIF
- Lie Down With Dogs-Chuck: Hagee shares podium at the RW Conference of Presidents of Major US Jewish Organizations. Evil man bit.ly/Hht40b
Military
- French Gay-Chuck? FOX claims Government Force Marines To Dress “Girly” bit.ly/1apQQ5u
- At Least It’s Optional-Chuck: Kudos once again to Mikey Weinstein-Chuck: Air Force Academy makes ‘God’ optional in cadets’ oath. bit.ly/1d84HOb
Legislators
- Victimhood Works-Chuck: Rallying/riling the troops,Utah Legislator Pushes Unnecessary ‘Religious Liberties’ Bill bit.ly/166kfjv
- Dream On Walt Disney-Chuck: Stockman dubs cruz ‘Brilliant’ Sez He Saved the GOP & elected officials bit.ly/1apTQPj
Same Sex Issues
- Methink Tony Doth Protest Too Much-Chuck: Tony Perkins attacks priest who condemned homophobia, claims he “encourages those who do evil” bit.ly/1cbEYY9
- Homophobes For Communism-Chuck? American Religious Right leaders met last week with author of Russian “gay propaganda” ban. bit.ly/1dndzlE
- Silence Is Complicity-Chuck: Michigan Governor Refuses To Say If He Opposes Firing People For Being Gay. . . . which means . . . bit.ly/1d77JSJ
Science
- Killing Science-Chuck: The Government Shutdown’s Incalculable Damage to Scientific Research bit.ly/1bFZJX
- Dark Ages-Chuck: Policies in US are driven by the Christian Right. They’ve sent us back to the dark ages leaving us far behind in science education,health care and more. bit.ly/16BcMeD
Supremes and Lower Courts
- Justice Served-Chuck: Kansas Official Gets His Law License Suspended 4 ‘Dishonest’ Crusade Against Abortion Providers bit.ly/15ONWWh
- Maternal Discontent-Chuck: Wisconsin jails pregnant woman and gives her fetus – but not her – a lawyer. bit.ly/1bmCFfz
Tell It
- Tell It Like It Is Chuck: Fundamentalist Belief Grows Brains Incapable of Dealing w/ World as it Actually Is huff.to/18d3C29
War On Women
- Pro-Choice? LOL-Chuck! Robbed of choice: One Woman’s Ordeal with Texas’ New Sonogram Law.bit.ly/Tj4rW
Antidotes
- Progress made: Texas Textbook Publishers Say No To Creationism: Watchdog Report huff.to/1bGvdg9
- A Brentwood, MD town council has agreed to stop prayer before its public meetings. bit.ly/19eY7nt
- Justice served: Kansas Official Gets His Law License Suspended 4 ‘Dishonest’ Crusade Against Abortion Providers bit.ly/15ONWWh
- Pope Francis describes ‘ideological Christians’ as ‘serious illness’ within the Church bit.ly/1bQ7qdY
- Air Force Academy to consider removing God from oath fxn.ws/1aaS4PU
- SBC head sez marriage shouldn’t be seen as a “‘culture war’ political issue. bit.ly/HaGyLQ
- TX minister sez Intelligent Design best taught in church. bit.ly/166k081
