Abortion and Birth Control
• RSVP-Chuck: Bonkers Iowa Bill Would Allow Women to Sue Abortion Providers for “Abortion Regret” slate.me/1oqHzxS
• Dander’s Up-Chuck:The Birth Control Case That Infuriated the Religious Right https://bit.ly/P1yFwG
• Back Alley Hurl: Texas shut down two clinics in McAllen and Beaumont, the closest clinic now 150 miles away from these areas. Texas currently has only 19 clinics, today down from 21. bit.ly/1fL2IgY
• Amen-Chuck: Every woman deserves compassion, respect and dignity in making her own health decisions on.fb.me/1lzbMOb
Creationism
• Ninety Years On-Chuck: William Jennings Bryan still fighting 1925 Scopes Trial — through college in his name.bit.ly/1ltIpN8
• The Jesus Mandate-Spew: Building a cockamamie mythical pseudo ark is far more important than helping the poor https://bit.ly/MNzXJB
Education
• Dumb Em Down-Chuck: Un-Intelligent Design:WY Governor Takes Major Stand Against Modern Science huff.to/1fOBjRg
• Then Pump Em With Jesus-Hurl: 3,400 weekly public school-related Good News Clubs held across US, reaching more than 119,000 students each week.bit.ly/1fOBbRz
Elections
• Pulpit Electioneering + Citizen’s United = Reason To Upchuck-Chuck: Jim Garlow, Rick Scarborough, David Barton, Glenn Beck & Silicon Valley Money behind latest pulpit politicking. bit.ly/NHa5A6
• Trope-Time Vomit (And Yes, He Really Said This) : Conservative leader running for Congress caught on hot microphone: ‘The Jews are the problem’ bit.ly/1iiVl3O
End Times
• Twisted Hate-Chuck: Bachmann: Jewish Dems ‘Sold Out Israel’ 2 –Revelation Reveal-Chuck: The Bible Predicts that the U.S. Will Turn Against Israel In Looming End Times bit.ly/1iaMd5z
• Been Waiting For This-Chuck: John HageeSays The Crisis In Ukraine Is Beginning Of The Last Days bit.ly/1fHVGQ4
• Apocalypse Always-Chuckles: Christian-Themed Book of Revelation-Based Disaster Movie bit.ly/1fHZW1T
Fifty Shades Of Hate
• Begin the Beguine-Chuck: Texas ‘values’ group sez after Same-Sex Marriage comes polygamy .bit.ly/1iaIViO
• Hate Me Some Jesus-Chuck: Religious right’s new panic: How can we practice religion if we can’t discriminate? bit.ly/1eR2x8o
• Hmmmm-Chuck: Inquiring minds want to know where Porno Phil gets his stats? Phil Burress: ‘Many Homosexual Men Have As Many As 200Sex Partners’ bit.ly/1hJGT5U
• What A Woman-Chuckster: Phyllis Schlafly Applauds Homophobic Rant Against Obama bit.ly/MOzCGo
• Fill Em With Fear-Chuck: US Is ‘Becoming The Persecutor’ Of Christians: Will Lead To The Next Holocaust bit.ly/1qbtk3J
• The Meme Of ‘Big Gay’-Chuck: Everywhere Big Gay gains ground, Christ is forced into retreat. bit.ly/1qbsnbB
• Steve The King Spews: If immigration reform passes, “we won’t be able to restore the rule of law in the lifetime of this republic” bit.ly/1id8Odl
• Pro-Life Much-Chuck? Ann Coulter:’Organize Death Squads 4 People Who Wrecked America’ If Immigration Reform Passes bit.ly/1fOCGPT
Fifty Shades Of Hypocrisy, Scamming and Lies
• Don’t It Always Seem To Go-Chuck? UK’s top #PornBuster arrested over allegations relating 2 child porn.bit.ly/1fDzO8p
• ‘Dr. Mike ’allowed 2 cont. injecting miraculous ‘Jesus shot ’4 $300 rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/05/
• Live By The Book-Chuck:. Russell Crowe film ‘Noah’ edited to appease Christians upset by historical inaccuracies bit.ly/1cdDFIt
• If It Walks Like A Duck-Chuck: ‘Jesus’ is carved on it. It’s a Christian cross on public land, and that’s illegal.” https://bit.ly/1qgyHia
Fifty Shades of Loony
• All Good With Jesus-Chuck: 12 Craziest, Most Awful Things God Did in the Old Testament bit.ly/1ltHY5w
• “Meh-Chuck: In 2014,men of God in America will boldly declare that JESUS REIGNS, & that He is Captain of the Armies of Heaven!” bit.ly/1iaAu75
• Yet Another Score Agin The Jews-Chuck: Michele Bachmann jewsplains to U.S. Jews that they are buzzkilling her End Times dream date bit.ly/1e1afsq
• Woman! Get Thee Down-Chuck: Passenger tells female airline captain: Bible says cockpit is ‘no place for a woman. ’bit.ly/MOBaQV
• Dr. Seuss Weeps For The Irony-Chuck: In case you missed Sarah Palin’s bizarre #CPAC2014 rewrite of “Green Eggs and Ham,” here it is: bit.ly/1eeyd3p
Religious ‘Freedom’
• Crusadin’ For Jesus-Chuck: Military religious ‘liberty’ is all about the God-given right of fundie Christians in the military to bash gays.bit.ly/1oyfNiY
• What’s Huck-A-Chuck Smokin’? Deep In Their Hearts,Most Americans Know God Created This Nation bit.ly/1oyfrJ9
Sausage Makers and Their Sausage
• Beg To Differ-Chuck: Obama is most hostile US president to Israel in modern times. https://bit.ly/P1yFwG
• Terrible Tolerance Afoot-Chuck? Michele Bachmann: Veto of Arizona bill means ‘terrible intolerance afoot’ against Christians. bit.ly/MOBChY
Same Sex Issues
• Miss this-Chuckie? “Arizona: the American Uganda. It’s not the hate, it’s the stupidity.” dlvr.it/53Gdr5
• Porno Phil Is Having A Fright-Chuck: Phil Burress warns tt gays “bully” people until same-sex marriage is “forced down their throat” bit.ly/1g5j9W3
• Inquiring Minds Want To Know-Chuck: Phil Burress: ‘Many Homosexual Men Have As Many As 200Sex Partners’ Ahem. How would Prono Phil know?
• When Jesus Wrote The Constitution-Hurl: Texas GOP official: Founding fathers would never allow ‘sodomites’ to marry bit.ly/1hJJQn1
• Biblical Wrongs-Chuck: Unrepentant gays are damned to eternal hellfire, testifies ‘exper’t in Michigan same-sex marriage trial bit.ly/1oyk1ak
Sausage Makers and Their Sausage
• We Say Banish Steve King’s Civies -Chuck: Steve King (I-R) Says Gays and Lesbians Shouldn’t Have Civil Rights https://bit.ly/1c9n88o
• North Pole Lunacy-Hurl: Give up Lattes to Pay for #BirthControl bit.ly/1oyjUvs
Scandale
• Ta-Ta Sucker-Chuck: Accused GOP sexual harasser dumped from WI Assembly leadership post thepoliticalcarnival.net/2014/03/04/acc…
• A Place For Pool Parties-Chucklet: NJ archbishop sells church assets 2 build himself indoor swimming pool. Maybe #ChrisChristie can come over 2 play bit.ly/MOAN8P
• The influential 79, Single & a Perverted, Mr.Male Dominance- You Never Heard Of: https://bit.ly/1gWkK2j
Theocracy
• Theo-Chuck: Why the Christian Right Feels Entitled to Legal Protections That Impose Hate & Mooch Off Taxpayers bit.ly/1ltHtZf
• Gothardian Vomit: “I grew up in a cult run by a sexual predator.”bit.ly/1pR5Bp7
• Taliban-esque Much-Chuck? Sex workers rounded up in AZ & pushed into church-based programs without charges. bit.ly/1jMNugH
• Do Tell-Chuck: David Barton says the 3 branches of govt come straight from the Old Testament bit.ly/1oqD9ak
• Or Not-Chuck: The Constitution is secondary to God’s law. bit.ly/1oqCNjS
Antidotes and Comebacks
Uber conservative #CincinnatiEnquirer:Full equality inevitable.Leaders:Stand on @PeterLaBarbera right side of history.cin.ci/1oqJaUn
Boom.
Ala. Democrat to GOP: You’d favor abortion if your daughter was pregnant with black baby.bit.ly/1oqIhex
