Government
- This Is America Upchuck: U.S. Citizenship And Immigration Services Must End Religious Discrimination, Says Americans United https://ow.ly/mnLAA
Haters and Their Hate
- Tony Perkins Puke-chuck, “SCOTUS’ Gay Marriage Rulings Should Be ‘Ignored,'” Says American Family Association’s Gary Glenn https://ow.ly/mphqw
- Tony Perkins Puke-chuck II: Perkins praises the SCOTUS Voting Rights Act ruling. He cares nothing about disenfranchised other than how they can be used as a voting bloc. ow.ly/mpikO
- Perkins Puke-Chuck III: In classic fear-mongering form, Tony Perkins warns his minions that the government (state) wants to raise your kids because POB wants pre-school for all. ow.ly/mpn8X
- Ka-Ka Upchuck:”Judges in some states have imposed gay marriage on citizens without their approval.” https://ow.ly/mpoJw
- Ka-Ka Redux Upchuck: “The simple fact is that liberals cannot get their way at the ballot box, so they try to push their radical agenda through our nation’s courts by convincing judges to overturn the will of the American people.” Damn those activist judges! ow.ly/mpn8X
- What You Been Smokin’ Upchuck: Wildmon wonders if opponents of gay marriage will soon be “hauled off to jail,” warning in a statement that “persecution” is imminent. “This is a very sad day in our country” because “this is America shaking its fist at God almighty.” ow.ly/mpAP3
- Because Peter LaBarbera’s a Loser-chuck: Justice Kennedy will go down in history as one more craven elitist who sold out Almighty God for a place in the Gay Hall of Fame https://ow.ly/ms42p
Law and Its Legislators
- Quel Dommage Upchuck: – trumped up religious persecution wins the day: Hobby Lobby can challenge health care law. https://ow.ly/msfGO
- OMG! Upchuck: Gay Representative Barred from Speaking Because He is in Violation of God’s Law
Scandal
- Marriage Is A State of Mind-chuck: Whatever happened to the covenant you and Paula made with God and Jesus, Randall? – – Randy White at Odds With Evangelical Credit Union Over Ex-Wife Paula White https://ow.ly/mpJus
- Trade Ya a Rolex for My Values Upchuck: Damn that lust for earthly goods- VA ‘Gov. Ultrasound’ received Rolex and other undisclosed gifts from donor. https://bit.ly/10ltLfI
Science – or Not
- Bah Humbug Upchuck: When the last tree dies, glory be! Evangelical scientists, economists, theologians and pastors oppose POBs new restrictions on CO2 emissions from power plants. ow.ly/mvode
States:
- Enemy of Public Education Upchuck, school choice will get a boost if the Ohio budget is approved . . . the same budget that stands to gut women’s rights https://ow.ly/mplEk Oops – See Ohio budget link below for the done deal.
- Damn Upchuck. Rick Perry Calls Second Special Session To Pass Abortion Restrictions. After Wendy Davis’ successful filibuster, Perry’s peeps said t that Dems won the battle but they’d win the war. ow.ly/mq5BS
- Sucks To Be Them-Chuck: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann-“No man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has instituted.” Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-Kans.) vowed to lead the fight for a Federal Marriage Amendment.
- Indy Upchuck: Governor Mike Pence (R-Indiana) said he would use today’s rulings as motivation to work even harder for a state marriage amendment.
- D. C. Crud-chuck: House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), House Minority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), and other members of GOP leadership pledged to lead a robust debate over marriage for marriage as the union of “one man and one woman.” ow.ly/mqaKj
- Texas Toasts Upchuck: Damn but the Texas government is pro-life, no? Er, not exactly . . .Woman’s Final Words Before 500th “Pro-Life” Execution: ‘I Am Going Home With Jesus’ ow.ly/ms4qe
- Boston Revolts Upchuck: Americans United, Tells Massachusetts Officials To End Public Aid To Religion https://ow.ly/ms6jj
- Sex Without Knowledge-chuck: Middle and high schoolers in North Carolina could soon get lessons re dangers of abortion. More unproven science foisted on our young. ow.ly/mvnwY
- You’re No Jesus Sir Upchuck: Texas State Senator Compares Himself to Jesus, Condemns ‘Anarchy’ of Pro-Choice ‘Mob’ ow.ly/mvoD0
- Even Wendy Can’t Save Ohio Upchuck: In a Completely GOP Controlled Senate, Can Ohio Find Its Wendy Davis? See answer below: ow.ly/mvpor
- Florida Hearts Satanic Upchuck: Freedom to proselytize for one religion begets freedom to proselytize for all. https://ow.ly/mxFS5
- Rotten Buckeye Upchuck: Kasich leaves the very anti-women, anti-choice provisions in Ohio’s budget, approving it. ow.ly/mwJo3
The Supremes Resonate
- Threatening Upchuck: The Christian Right asks if the Supremes Are Hostage Takers? “As Christian citizens united together, we will not stand by while the destruction of the institution of marriage unfolds in this nation we love.” ow.ly/mnL8o
- Creative Upchuck: Rev. Rob Schenk, the leading Evangelical minister to elected and appointed officials in Washington, DC. pull rank on the Supremes: “The Supreme Court has no authority when it comes to the nature of marriage; that authority belongs to the Creator, whom our founders declared is the the source of all rights ow.ly/mpK9s
- Eat Less Chikn-chuck: Dany Cathy of Chick-Fil-A steps back in it. ow.ly/mtwgi
- Who Are You To Say-chuck: Huelskamp: DOMA Ruling an Attack on Jesus Christ; Justices Couldn’t Pass Law School ow.ly/mvoHo
- Biblical Upchuck: Tony Perkins uses biblical, fighting words like armor and spiritual warfare. ow.ly/mtMMa
- Oh dear: a homophobic tweet rant from Alec Baldwin ow.ly/mtwM1
Antidotes
- Lo and Behold! Kentucky’s ‘Creation Museum’ Is In Financial Trouble Due to Declining Attendance https://ow.ly/mp9nO
- Take It Further! Kentucky’s Creation Museum may just be out of money.If so, no future Creation Amusement Park. ow.ly/mwNbT
- Who Cares? To Bachmann’s assertion that the Supremes undid “what a holy God has instituted” by striking down fed same-sex marriage ban, Pelosi replies, “Who cares?” https://bit.ly/10VAlMs
- Joy to the World! DOMA is down. Prop 8 is kaput. God is pleased. America is relieved. And the cult of Tony Perkins is ENRAGED! ow.ly/mq25k
- Sodom in America: NYC principal, a Jehovah’s Witness, sez kindergarteners are not allowed to sing God Bless the USA at their forthcoming graduation as it could offend other cultures. Hey, what do you expect from Sodom? Or is that Gomorrah? https://ow.ly/ms55j
- Brad Pitt gives great spoof on DOMA ruling. https://ow.ly/mtvca
- Because it doesn’t work – New Jersey Assembly OK’s Reparative Therapy Ban ow.ly/mvorb
- You Go Wendy! – Texas Senate Dems Plan Thirteen-Hour Filibuster To Kill Anti-Abortion Bill https://ow.ly/mnLKB
