Abortion
- As Ohio Goes, So Go The Upchucks? Inside the secret war on abortion clinics that could shutter them across America: Anti-abortion activists in Ohio are plotting to pick off clinics one by one. By the time a judge catches up, it may be too late
- Ouch M’Gouch Chucks: While you weren’t looking: How the Catholic Church masterminded the Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby debacle
Christian Nation
- Damn The Torpedoes, er, Constitution Chuck: Tennessee cheerleaders defy ban on school prayer, lead fans in pre-game Lord’s Prayer
- Know Your Junk, Chunk:Five food chains owned by far right wingers who’ve spent big bucks opposing gay/abortion rights/funding conservative super-Pacs.
- Boynk-ing Mad: Boykin: Communist Dictator Obama Is Using Psy-Ops On Americans
- Upchucking On a Precious Antidote, Dammit: Christer pressure prevails: Arkansas State lifts ban on football helmet crosses
Creationism
- Twerking Badly: ‘Ark Park’ Mastermind, Ken Ham, To Headline Conference Organized By Group Tied To Neo-Confederates
Education
- And So It Goes Chucky, My Man: Bible-pushing Christians open the door for Satanic activity books in Florida schools
- Dumb And Dumber: Proposed Texas Textbooks Teach Climate-Change Doubt
- Dumber Still: Texas textbook wars an ongoing embarrassment Religion Gone Mad
- Certifiable Upchuck: Religious Trauma Syndrome: How Some Organized Religion Leads to Mental Health Problems
- Upchuck You: Texas’ New Public School Textbooks Promote Climate Change Denial-Downplay Segregation
- Upchuck U: What a Politicized Texas History Textbook Looks Like
- Texas Sized Hurl: From the Republic Of Stupid!! Texas limiting new AP history course’s
Electioneering
- Pass The Barfin’ Bag: Klingenschmitt: Satan Is Silencing God’s Prophets Through Ex-Gay Therapy Bans
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- Um, Hurl: Bigoted, racist actor Kevin Sorbo explains why more Christian movies aren’t made: Hollywood is “run by the world of the, um, Jewish population,”
- S’getting’ Pukey Out There: Pat Robertson: ‘One Little Jewish Radical’ Has ‘Terrorized’ Our Cowardly Military
- Up Yours Chuck: Oh god. Not Pamela Geller again. Anti-Islam ads coming to New York
- Lovable La Babs Shoots Out A Dab: Peter LaBarbera: “I am generally an upbeat, affable guy, I love God and I love people”
- Pamela, Schamela. Super-Dooper, Pooper: The vile, hate-filled Pamela Geller rears her ugly head. Again. Group to Sue After M.T.A. Rejects Ad That Refers to Muslims Killing Jews
Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad
- Bacon Makin’ Hurl: Bryan Fischer says the fact that people can buy and consume bacon proves that America is a Christian nation
- Uppa-Chuck-A-Lucka: Separation Of Church And State Helps ISIS
- Round The Bend In Her Upchuck-Mobile: Housewife rewrites Harry Potter as a Christian series so her kids won’t read about witchcraft
- If It’s Friday, It Must Be Upchuck: Fischer: Rising Sea Levels Are Of No Concern Because God Will Never Destroy The Earth With Flood Waters
If Media Is The Message
- Irrepressible Vomit Alert: Phil Robertson: AIDS is God’s punishment for immoral conduct.
- Hannity Hurl: Sean Hannity: Parents Should Be Allowed TO Teach Kids ‘Being Gay Is Not Normal’
- And So We Upchuck: Tenn. man says he ‘serves the Lord’ with billboard calling gays an ‘abomination’
- Vomit In My Mouth: Rapture-Related Christian Movies Are More Popular Than Ever.
- Giving Upchuck A Whole New Meaning: Here’s a new one: Schools Fight Abstinence To Protect ‘Condom Profits’
- Slid In Vomit: Televangelist: Nazi-Style Gas Chambers And Concentration Camps Now In America
Israel, End Times And John Hagee
- Yikes. Hagee’s Head Is Occupied By Upchuck: Israel is not an ‘occupier’ but the owner of the land
Religion Gone Mad
- Praise Jesus-Chuck? Abuse and be saved. Ray and Jayna Rice became Born-Agains post life-threatening beating.
- Upchucking Through A Glass Darkly: Dark Discussions on the Christian Right
- Wacked Out Puke: Jesus Said Knock You Out: In ‘Fight Church’ Christians Beat Thy Neighbor
- Say What Chuck? And morons believe: Televangelist: Nazi-Style Gas Chambers And Concentration Camps Now In America
- Imagine That Chuc-A-Luck: Greg Laurie Says Prosperity Preachers ‘Hijacked’ the Bible; Explains What It Means to Prosper
- A Lotta Spew: What Does Proper Christian Woman Womanhood Have To Do With The Ray Rice Story? Turns out, a lot.
- Ain’t He Done Enough Chough? Hobby Lobby president Steve Green urges Christians to stand up to the government
- Up The Down ChuckCase: Pat Robertson’s Brand Of Christian Love: Blessed are the fully armed”
- Truly, Madly, Deeply: My Father Repented of “Christian Spanking” Too Late
Scandal, Scams And Big Fat Cons
- A Week Of Lunches Down The Toilet: Alabama pastor drives girl to citypark to rape and sodomize her, police say
- Who’s The Perp-Chuck? DA prosecuting kid for raunchy Jesus photo prank committed adultery, is a porn
- Upchuck You: Accused if rape, fugitive rabbi claims to be impotent
- South African Hurl: Here, there & everywhere: Sahara Reporters Finger Pastor In South African $10 Millions Arms And Plane Scandal
- Another Day, Another Upchuck: Church members say Pastor took money and left debt
- Scammy, Flim-Flammy Yo Mammy: Megachurch Pastor ‘Loves Taking Church Offering;’ Kicks Off ‘The Church Just Wants Your Money’ Sermon Series
- The Pompatus Of Upchuck: Always has, always will: Faith healing makes a killing.
- Literally ‘Down Under’ Chuck: Australia’s popular pentacostal Hillside Church under scrutiny re child sex abuse
- Pants-Down Poop: Pittsburgh pastor’s disastrous megachurch Ponzi scheme
Sausage Makers And Their Snausage
- Indefensible Upchuck: Lindsey Graham on abortion ban: If pregnant mom sings to her fetus then it must be a person
- Little Bobby Burps: Bobby Jindal Says Americans Want a ‘Hostile Takeover’ of Washington
- Little Bobby Belches: Biology Major Jindal: “I was not an evolutionary biologist”
- Representative Of GA-rbage: Jody Hice (R-GA): Separation Of Church And State Caused Gang Violence, Teen Pregnancy
- Spewing From The States: Ohio GOPer: Fight Against ISIS ‘Is No Different’ Than Fight To Outlaw Abortion
- Jindal Jerks On: Jindal: ‘Obama Administration Are Science Deniers’ For Not Using Enough Fossil Fuels
- Huckster Hawks Incendiary Loogie: Mike Huckabee Promises Christians That The ‘Sons Of Isaac’ Will Defeat The ‘Sons Of Ishmael’
Supremes And Lower Courts
- My Hobby Is Upchuck Cleanup: Judge: Hobby Lobby Decision Means Polygamous Sect Member Can Refuse To Testify In Child Labor Case
- Prairie Oyster Hurl: Americans United asks a federal appeals court to strike down Texas’ religion-based ban on same-sex marriage.
- SCROTAL Headway: Ginsburg: Watch 6th Circuit on gay marriage
- Declaration Of Ka-Ka:Oklahoma judge dismisses lawsuit challenging Ten Commandments monument on the grounds of the state Capitol.
Antidotes
- Frank Sinatra’s views on organized religion were decades ahead of his time
- Robert Griffin III, forced to turn “No Jesus,NoPeace” T-shirt inside out Christers blame gays.
- Conservative sites are flipping out that Miss America worked with Planned Parenthood. The pageant has a long pro-choice history
- Iowa’s Telemedicine Abortions Can Continue—for Now
- At least there’s this: Air Force to allow officers to omit “So help me God” from oaths if an Airman chooses.
- Stop the presses!!! Archbishop of Canterbury admits doubts about existence of God
- Texas judge denies request to end same-sex marriage
- Pope Francis adviser hints at rethink on contraception ban
- College students drown out street preacher’s anti-gay sermon with song about Jesus
