Abortion
- Hurling Holy Toledo: In a “regulatory witch hunt” Gov Kasich & OH legislature move closer to closing Toledo’s last abortion clinic
- Upchucking Roe: “We are seeing women now who are buying medication off the street because they cannot afford an abortion”
- Zero Sum Spew: Montana Abortion Clinic Vandalism Suspect Requests Bail Be Reduced to Zero
- State Spit-Up: Wisconsin Planned Parenthood is the fifth such health center to close due to state cuts in the last budget cycle
- Language Soup Poop: ‘Fetal Personhood’ Is Religious Right’s New Dangerous Word Trap in Abortion Debate
Creationism
- Dino Ka-Ka: Creationist museum opens in southwest Idaho to teach “science that’s being censored”
- The Pompatus Of Upchuck: Boise creationist museum on how Noah got dinosaurs on ark. Hint: babies.
Education
- Pukey La Puke: Atheist teacher claims Indiana school fired him for refusal to pray to ‘mystical sky daddy’
- Stealth Spew: The Hobby Lobby Greens are spending hundreds of millions on a quiet but audacious bid to teach a wayward nation to trust, cherish and heed the Bible.
- Defiance Doo-Doo: California Student Speaks Openly About His Christian Faith in Graduation Speech Defying School’s Order
- Slip-Slidin’ Upchuck: NC School Religion Bill Headed To Gov. Pat McCrory’s Desk
- Mind The Upchuck: Taxpayers’ cash should not be used to fund faith schools, Brits say.
- Cheerio Chuck: Teaching creationism as scientifically valid now banned in all UK public schools
- Tsk, Tsk. Puke, Puke: Why Is Colorado Public School District Promoting a Christian Mission Trip? Answer: “To Share the Love of Jesus”
Elections
- The Perks Of Puke: Greg Abbott Uses Private Plane Owned By ‘Gay Conversion Therapy’ Funders
- Three Who Hurl: Tony Perkins, Ken Blackwell and Brent Bozell set the (Christian) standards for GOP candidates
- Puking Hard, Puking Loud: A Duck Dynasty Family Member Is Running for Congress in Louisiana.
- Patriot Pastors Putrid Puke: Praise the Lord & pass the ballots. Mega-pastors& legislators locked & loading 4 Nov. Attention Must Be Paid!
- T’Aint Bupkes Chupkes: In 2012, white evangelical & born-again Christians made up 26 percent of the electorate.
- Barfing To The Base: Rand Paul pisses off the base re abortion.
- Like Father Like Son. Upchuck: Ted Cruz: “No time in our nation’s history have we seen threats like these to our religious liberty.”
- Chuck Says ‘Run With It!’ Preventing Gay Marriages Is ‘Definitely A Winner’ For The GOP
- Meanwhile Chuck: Texas GOP Chair Laments Inclusion Of Gay Conversion Therapy In Party Platform
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- Fishing For Puke: Anti-Gay Christian Group Refuses To Accept Mail With New Harvey Milk Stamp. That would be Bry-Bry
- Putin-esque Redemption Chuck? David Barton Exporting Theocratic Pseudo-History To Former Soviet Republics
- American Family Of Barfdom: AFA: Obama Gay Rights Speech ‘Made A Mockery Of God’s Word’ Actually he was mocking your brand of hate oh Clone of Bry-Bry.
- Upchucking From His Arse: Family Research Council speaker argues that homosexuality is far worse than polygamy and incest
- Dripping Puke: Allen West Claims Obama Is Creating A Saudi-Iranian Islamic Caliphate, Blames His ‘Eastern Orientation’
- Stuck In The Anal Stage: Conservative ‘Christians’ Show No Class By Placing Obama Figurines In Urinals At Conference. As if they ever had any.
Fifty Shades Of Hypocrisy
- Holding Their Hypocritically Christly Noses: Hobby Lobby has no moral qualms doing business with China, a country that forces people to abort their children, flouts basic standards of workplace dignity, and denies more than a billion people the right to worship. After all, it’s cheaper.
Fifty Shades Of Loony
- Major Hurl, Aka, Surrender Dorothy! Oklahoma GOP Call Plan for School Tornado Shelters ‘Interfering with God’s Will’
- Biblical Barf: Remember that bus driver whose Bible saved his life in racial attack? Looks like he made it up
- A Hint Of Sanity Down Tennessee Way-Chuck: Snake-handling pastor & congregation EVICTED from church after preacher died from bite AND son bitten
If The Media Is The Message
- Smushy, Smashy Ka-Ka: Pat Robertson Warns Courts Are Ushering In Homosexuality While “Smashing” Churches
- Don’t Step In It Chuck – It’s Orwellian: ‘Fetal Personhood’ Is Religious Right’s New Dangerous Word Trap in Abortion Debate
Israel And End Times
- Prophetic Puke: IS PROPHECY BEING FULFILLED NOW IN IRAQ AND IRAN?
- Propagandistic Puke: Zionist group, ZOA: U.S. policy on Palestinians is ‘a diplomatic Kristallnacht’
Military
- Projectile Purge: Navy Chaplains Obstruct Religious Liberty Turning Their Backs On Atheists.
- If Only-Chuck: In UK, Military losing faith in God
Atheists & agnostics to outnumber Christians in armed forces by 2032
Religion Gone Bad
- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Puke On The Other Side: Just shy of ‘Lock & Load, Rick Warren:,”Pastors May Have to Go to Jail in Defense of Religious Liberty”
- And Jesus Hurled: Last year there were at least 50 “Christian” church gun giveaways in Kentucky alone, and an official at Lone Oak Baptist said handing out free guns is a rallying point to bring people to Christ.
- Then He Hurled Again: CA pastor orders Christians to ‘isolate’ LGBT kids and then ‘turn them over to Satan’
- Two-eth Who Spew-eth: Richard Land And Jerry Boykin Claim Obama Is God’s Judgment On America
- Na-Na-Ni-Boo-Boo, Stick Your Head In Doo-Doo:Arkansas town bans pagan temple after finding out it’s not Christian: Your ‘God isn’t my God’
- Eeny Meeny Miney Hurl: Better than rivers of boiling blood? End Times Rabbi: ‘There Is A Great Shaking Coming’
- Religion Gone Criminal Chuck: Bob Jones University told rape victims to repent & look for ‘root sin’ that caused their attack
- Break Up To Make Up, That’s How She Spews: Phyllis Schlafly Claims ‘Russians Are Warming Up To Religious Freedom Just As Americans Are Rejecting It’
- Jihadist Cruz Incites Vomit Brigade: Religious right looks beyond gay marriage to next battles: ‘We are in a war’ Ted Cruz: Next up, “polygamy or sex with dogs.”
- Lock, Load And Vomit: Missouri Church Gives Away Two Semi-Automatic Rifles To Entice ‘More People To Follow Jesus’
Same Sex Issues
- Scott-ish Spit-Up: Florida Governor Signs Bill Further Restricting Later Abortions. Time For Floridians To Restrict His Re-election.
- Perilous Puke: Rick Perry Continues On Air Forgetting: Defers To Scientists On Gay Conversion Therapy, Forgets They Already Trashed It
- Purity Puke: Women exist to marry men and to continue the propagation of Christianity via their children. Women are first the property of their fathers, and then their husbands.
- Thou Shalt Hate With All Thine Upchuck: The most un-charming part of our electorate: Gay-Hating Holy Rollers Descend on D.C.
- Reed Regurgitae: Looking youthfully & effeminately angelic, Ralph Reed Links Gay Marriage Opposition To Slavery
- So Puke-eth The Fox: “And whether it is the unrepentant alcoholic, homosexual, adulterer, liar, or any of the others the Duck Commander listed, none are going to be saved on the last day without repenting.”
Sausage Makers And Their Sausage
- Buckeye Barf: Want To Understand Why Abortion Clinics Are Disappearing? Look No Further Than Ohio.
- Dems Fightin’ Words Chuck: Citing “religious liberty” complaints, Jindal says “people are ready for a hostile takeover of Washington DC”
Scandal
- Upchucking On The Eighth Commandment : ‘Christian’ ex-realtor charged with stealing homes from clients: ‘He spoke of God a lot’
- Unrestrainedly Upchucking:Tell your wife it was just extra-marital friendship: Ex-youth pastor describes felony sex crimes as EM ‘friendship’
- And Another One Gone, And Another One Gone, Another One Spews The Dust: Pastor indicted on investment fraud charges
- Hoisted On His Vomit-Coated Pitard: Alleged Church Ponzi Schemer Arrested on Federal Fraud Charges
- Definite Upchuck In My Mouth: Sleaze bucket predator Bill Gothard pronounced inappropriate but criminally innocent by his own organization. “We believe God still desires to use Bill Gothard for His work in the Kingdom of God”The young girls he preyed upon think differently.
- Adios Ye Upchucking Pervs: 7 PRIESTS SUSPENDED IN MEXICO PENDING ABUSE PROBE
Supremes And Lower Courts
- Have No Illusions Chuckers: Hobby Lobby aims for Obamacare win, Christian nation
- Scotal Scuttle:Unanimous Supreme Court: Anti-Choice Group Can Challenge Elections Law-There is much more than meets the eye here
- Dinah Won’t You Blow? Sorry Chuck. Couldn’t Resist: It Took Until Last Friday For An Alabama Court To Strike Down That State’s Ban On Gay Sex
- Supreme Vomitus: Bible-waving MN GOP Supreme Court nominee places God above U.S. law
- Here Pukes Da Judge: Antonin Scalia’s “The First Amendment explicitly favors religion” Except that it doesn’t.
Antidotes
- Pat Robertson unloads on Bush for latest Iraq crisis: ‘We were sold a bill of goods!’
- Freudian Oops? Rick Santorum: “It’s Fun To Bang The President”
- Supreme Court decision: Schools can’t use churches for graduation ceremonies.
- Major Executive Move: Obama Drafts Order Forbidding LGBT Job Discrimination
- Boom. Obama Leaving His Mark On Judiciary As Senate Confirms Gay, Black Judges
- Obama Administration To Extend Family Leave To Same-Sex Couples
- New Documentary “Black Church, Inc.” Takes On Prophets For Profit
