In honor and memory of my sweet, sweet dog, Reilly.
Abortion, Contraception And Other Women’s Issues
- Chuck KNOWS WorldNetDaily Leads To Christian Theocracy: WorldNetDaily Columnist Thinks Legal Abortion Will Lead To Islamic Rule
- Smelly Poops: GOP hopes it’s cracked the abortion code
- Round And Round The Chuckmobile: New Hampshire Lawmaker Tries to Strip Funding for Women’s Health Services
- Crazy-headed Spew: The latest Anti Choice goal “sounds like something right out of a Margaret Atwood novel”. Legal Scholar Calls for ‘Fetal Rescue Programs’ to End Abortion Debate
- Hoosier Hurl Indiana Lawmaker Introduces New Abortion Ban
- They’re Coming To Upchuck Away Ha, Ha: The Group Behind America’s Biggest Anti-Abortion March Now Says Birth Control Causes Abortions
- Mewling MISS: Mississippi Lawmaker Introduces Bill to Extend Forced Waiting Period
- D Is For Doo Doo: Report Card: U.S. Receives ‘D’ for Abortion Care Access in 2014
- GOP Projectile: How Republicans Hope to Use State Successes to Push Federal Abortion Restrictions
- Turning Over The Bucket: Attorneys Urge Federal Appeals Court to Take First Step in Overturning ‘Roe’
- Tuck-A-Chuck: Kentucky Senate Passes Bill to Strengthen Anti-Choice Forced Counseling Law
- Too Revolting Even For Upchuckers: Republicans Introduce An Anti-Abortion Bill So Extreme That GOP Women In Congress Are Revolting
- Xtremely Pukable: Jon Stewart rails on the ‘crazy-a*s’ Alabama law allowing fetuses to have lawyers
Education
- Taxing Twaddle: 10 Frightening Things Happening at Conservative Christian Schools That May Be Funded With Your Tax Dollars
- Sucking Eggs: New Missouri Bill Would Permit Christian College Groups To Discriminate Against Gay Students
- Scary As Upchuck: Marriage between corporate greed & Fundamentalist Christianity: WI Republicans Poised To Pass Education Privatization Bill
- Scarier Than Upchuck: Oklahoma Republican wants law to keep Hobby Lobby owner’s Bible classes in public schools
- Orange You Glad Atheists Upchucked On This Christer Party? Florida Schools Ban Bibles After Pressure from Atheists
- Where’s The Toilet? Mississippi school to kids: Want to be gay? Ask your parents
- Put Him In The Can: Nebraska Board Of Education Member Runs Racist, Anti-LGBT Blog
- Sneaky Stealth Upchuck: The Movement to Put a Church in Every School is Growing. How evangelicals are taking advantage of publicly funded spaces.
- MISS-ing The Toilet: Mississippi schools under fire over efforts to curb Gay-Straight Alliance
- Makes Me Friggin Sick: Bible Classes in Oklahoma Public Schools Would Be Protected From Lawsuits Under Proposed Legislation
- A Spoonful Of Spew Makes The Medicine Go Down? Calif. teacher accused of handing out Bible cookies, offering extra credit for Bible verses
- Frankly Puked At Duke: Conservative Christians freak out (Franklyn Graham) over Muslim call to prayer at Duke University
- Then Duke Puked: AP reports Duke U cancelled Muslim call to prayer from tower after complaints by Franklin Graham
Fifty Shades Of Hate
- One Hurl Short Of The Bowl: BryanFischer: GOD ALLOWED HEBDO MURDERS; PUNISHMENT FOR BLASPHEMY
- Sheer Sputum: Sounds like encouragement? Donohue: If Someone Kills ‘Piss Christ’ Artist, It Will Be The Artist’s Own Fault
- Retch-ed Wretch: Religious Right Activist Wants National Guard Deployed To Stop Gay Couples’ Marriages
- Confusing Good With Spew: FRC Spokesperson: Oppose Gay Rights Like Protests Following Charlie Hebdo Attack
- Blended Brain Barf: Allen West: Congress Must Ask Obama If He Supports Islamic Terrorists Or Freedom
- Je Suis Hurling: Right-Wing Pastor Claims Obama Made Deal With Terrorists To Attack Other Countries While He’s President
If Media’s The Message
- Rush To Retch: Rush Limbaugh is lecturing the pope about religion. That is actually a thing that is happening.
- The Upchuck Of Trope: Right-wing show now getting its info from newspaper pushing the notorious Protocols of the Elders of Zion
- Malarkey Regurgitae: Tyndale (Christian) Publishing pulls bestselling book after Alex Malarkey, now 16, says, ‘I did not die’ and ‘Bible is sufficient’ on heaven.
- Beckle’s Barf: Beck: Our Founding Principles Require That Christianity Receive Preferential Treatment
Israel, End Times And John Hagee
- Foreign Policy Pukes: With Christian Fundamentalist encouragement, US Senate prepares new Iran sanctions bill, in hopes of scuttling deal.
- Wrong Place, Wrong Toilet: Benjamin Netanyahu ridiculed over appearance at Paris solidarity march
- Joe Blows: Former Dem, Joe Lieberman picks back up the Neo-con cudgel
- Blah, Blah, Upchuck: Having recently apologized for calling President Obama anti-Semitic, John Hagee says it all over again.
- Nous Vomissons: Minister: Expand settlements to absorb French immigrants
- Call It Messianic Chuck: How Netanyahu’s Policies (and the alliance with John Hagee Are Fueling Anti-Semitism
- Bienvenue To The World Of Upside-Down Upchuck: Israel wants to house French Jewish immigrants in the West Bank
- Gett Thee To The Toilet: Israel, despite being a secular state, has no civil procedure for marriage/ divorce except the two differ in religious affiliations”
Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad
- Upchucking On: The Attack on Charlie Hebdo Was God’s Divine Retribution for Mocking Christianity
- Huckajesus Sires A Psychopath: Details of Huckabee Son’s Dog Torture Episode Coming Out
- Pshaw. Upchuck: Christian Crazy: Christian mom alarmed that school bus tail lights form ‘pagan’ pentagram
LGBT Issues
- Deep In The Heart Of Upchuck: Issue Gay Marriage License, Lose Your Salary, Texas Bill Would Tell State Employees
- Little Bobby Upchuck: Gary Sinise cancels speech at gay ‘cure’ church, but Bobby Jindal and Fox anchor won’t back down
- Perky Puke: Anti-Gay Conservatives Stage Rally To Demand The Right To Have Bigots On The Government’s Payroll
- Rocky Mountain Low: Family and friends of a gay woman in Colorado have expressed anger at a church’s refusal to show a video at her funeral that contained images of the woman kissing her partner.
- Vomit In Their Mouths: Billboard Company Disgusted By Ad, Promises To Take It Down
- Eating Upchuck: Former ‘ex-gay poster boy,’ Exodus VP Randy Thomas comes out as gay
Politics Nation
- Huck Hawks A Loogie: Huckajesus Chides Obamas For Letting Their Kids Listen To Beyonce
- The Power Struggle of Upchuck: Glenn Beck says Huckajesus is Jeb Bush, hiding behind the cross . . .He is a liar to your face. He is a very disingenuous man”
- What The Huck? Huckajesus will headline Liberty Counsel’s antigay “Awakening 2015” in March
- The South Shall Upchuck Again: Gov. Jindal, Rep. Lankford To Speak At Christian Nationalist’s Training Session For Pastors Running For Office
- Huckajesus And His ‘Pussy’ Puker: Mike Huckabee Performed A Sexually Charged Song With Ted Nugent
- Reincy Pants Licks It Up: Priebus Defends Ben Carson Comparison Of America’s Founding Fathers To ISIS
Religion Gone Bad Gone Mad
- Baruch Atah Upchuck: Then there’s Fundie Judaism: Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Newspaper Edits Female World Leaders Out of Charlie Hebdo March
- The Holy Upchuck: Bring your gun to synagogue
- Papal Pukers: The Republican Party’s war with Pope Francis has finally started
- Je Suis Zeus, Chuck: Bill Maher: “It’s not okay to make decisions based on myth”
- Tony Pukins: No Religion In Government, Unless It’s My Religion – See more at:
- Fundies Are Fundies Are Upchuck: Tens of thousands of Muslims flee Christian militias in Central African Republic
- Big Vomit: The Mormon Church has moved against the prominent Utah-based founder of an online forum for doubting Mormons, charging him with apostasy.
Sausage Makers And Their Sausage
- Hurling Into The 114th: Four New Anti-Choice Bills Introduced in U.S. Senate
- When The Last Tree Dies, Upchuck: The Anti-Science Climate Denier Caucus: 114th Congress Edition
- Cruz-ing While Hurling: Ted Cruz, on-record for denying climate change as well as having regularly pushed for govt cutbacks, appointed to oversee NASA in Congress
- Tangled Up In Vomit: Gov. Bobby Jindal Says “We have tried everything and now it is time to turn back to God.”
- The Lunatics In Charge Of The Asylum. Praise Be Upchuck: “The last 15 yrs, there has been no recorded warming” Ted Cruz, the newly appointed head of the Space, Science and Competitiveness Committee. You know, the one that funds NASA. The same NASA he vowed to defund.
- Of Course They Hurl: House GOP Schedules Vote On A National Abortion Ban
- Lurching Toward The Toilet. And Missing: Acting as both state senator & demon-hunting anti-gay exorcist, Klingenschmitt is proud to wear “two hats”
- Wy-O-Wy Chuck? Wyoming bill would allow Christians to discriminate, sue over ‘oppression’ of gay marriage
- Crimson Tide Of Vomit: Yes, in Alabama, a fetus can call witnesses to testify against its carrier
Scandal
- Helz Belz: Pastor: I punched a kid ‘as hard as I could’ for ‘not taking the Lord serious’
- Politikus Pukus: Christian Neurosurgeon Ben Carson Apologizes for Plagiarism
- Pukeful Pillaging: Former Tulsa pastor sentenced to 37 months in prison
- Upchuckery Exposed: Opponents Of LGBT Protections Forged Signatures Or Everyone In Houston Has The Same Handwriting
- Here, There And Everypuke: Polish priest sexually abused boys, sentenced to 7 years
- They Made Him do It Chuck: UNC wrestling coach blames ‘man-hating’ feminists, lack of Christian values for son’s rape charge
- Manish Ta-Puke: Convicted sex offender/former bar mitzvah tutor flees to Israel after alleged assault in Brooklyn synagogue
Science – Or Not
- Take That Pukers! Pope on Climate Change: Man Has ‘Slapped Nature in the Face’
- Grand Ole Pukers: Planet Earth: We have a problem. 72 Percent of Republican Senators Are Climate Deniers
- The Insanity of Upchuck: Planet Earth: Another Problem. Cruz Takes Space And Marco Takes Earth: How The Senate Flip Could Undermine Science
Supremes And Lower Courts
- SCROTAL Turpitude? U.S. Supreme Court to weigh new religious rights case
- Back In The Heart Of Pukeland: Judge Rules Against Mayor Parker in ‘Houston Pastors’ Lawsuit Over Transgender Bathroom Rights
- Could Puke Either Way: Supreme Court Agrees to Decide On Gay Marriage
Theocracy Rising
- What’s A Little Terror Among Pukers? America’s 10 worst terror attacks by Christian fundamentalists and far-right extremists
- Amber Waves Of Vomit: Christian right’s rage problem: How white fundamentalists are roiling America
- Expect Regurgitae: What to Expect Now That Dan Patrick’s Tea Party Rules the Senate
- Pukily Leaking Hate: Bishop who exorcised a governor over gay marriage will bless Arizona’s legislative
- The Seriousness Of Spew: Le Pen’s Moment
- Rewriting Upchuck: 5 Christian right delusions about history
- Bulldogging Barfery: Bipartisan Bills Would Make the Bible the ‘State Book’ of Mississippi
- WTF Chuck? Pastor’s sermon in the Georgia House instructs lawmakers to end the ‘erotic liberty’ of gays
Antidotes
- JK Rowling condemns Rupert Murdoch over tweet blaming all Muslims for Charlie Hebdo deaths
- Paris policeman’s brother: ‘Islam is a religion of love. My brother was killed by terrorists, by false Muslims’
- Breaking: Federal Judge Rules In Favor Of Marriage Equality In South Dakota
- Much to Ted & Papa Cruz’s dismay, Plano, Texas Passes LGBT Protections Despite Opposition
- GAY HATING CHRISTIANS CONFRONTED BY “WALL” OF GAY LOVING CHRISTIANS AT GAY CHRISTIAN CONFERENCE
- Facing Backlash, West Virginia Board Of Education Votes To Make Climate Change Curriculum Scientifically Accurate
- An Orange County school district abandoned plans to allow Christian groups to hand out Bibles after atheist groups asked to distribute their own materials
- Godless” kids turn out fine: Family solidarity, strong ethics, morals.
- “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven” Recants Story, Rebukes Christian Retailers
- Another Alaska municipality is considering removing tax exemptions from local churches
- Atheists almost absent from prison population…Countries w lowest levels of religious faith have lowest crime rates”
- Judge: Michigan must recognize 300-plus gay marriages
- Israeli President to AIPAC: Tell Obama administration to renew Israeli-Palestinian peace talks
- “[The use of the term ‘religious liberty’] is new, and it’s an inversion of the concept of religious liberty. Religious liberty should mean you don’t interfere with my right to worship as I see fit. It has never been held to mean that I impose my views on you.” Jerry Nadler
- Women wait 18 years to see Portland pastor face child sex-abuse prosecution
- Jewish activists launch initiative to combat on-flight ‘gender segregation.’
- Ohio may drop the religious requirement from Gov. Kasich’s student mentoring grants
- ‘God and country’ recruit poster axed from Army office “
