Church:
- A Day in the Life of the Family Values Gang Upchuck: Ohio youth pastor accused of sex with teen in church-owned house. ow.ly/kEGMK
- Seditious Upchuck: Right wing propaganda machine incites an ignorant public. ow.ly/kIhxK
- Taliban-like Upchuck: Houston mega-pastor teaches his manly men how to get the most out of their biblically obedient women. ow.ly/kIhD8
Education
- Taliban-like Upchuckable Redux: Women, we’ll teach you who’s boss. https://bit.ly/147Q34j
- Dominionism Meets Corporatism Meets ALEC Upchuck: Yikes. This is big . . . this is scary. Read please. https://bit.ly/15wFJaT
- Education Is Highly Overrated Upchuck: T-Rex Ted (Cruz) Sets His Sites on education. https://bit.ly/16zBcDK
- Banish the Beast Upchuck: Soldiers to the barricades! Homeschool thine young! https://bit.ly/11k3QrP
- Koch, Not Pepsi, Upchuck: The most dangerous stealth gazillionaires you never heard of. https://bit.ly/115Ulwg
- Quiver-filled Upchuck: Filleth thine arrow with a passel of empty minds to program. https://bit.ly/11k3QrP
- Trumped –Up Upchuck: Call us persecuted and the masses rise up. https://bit.ly/143FyyX
- Teens Against Themselves Upchuck: Students spread the word about health services they may one day need. https://bit.ly/12ssQsD
- Drown Em in the Bathtub Upchuck: The stealth war agin’ public ed. https://bit.ly/15wFJaT
- Chastity Upchuck: Them Liberals are coming for our girls! https://bit.ly/19cCzW2
- Flintstones Upchuck: Kentucky’s Creation “Museum:” training future generations for idiocy. https://bit.ly/18Tob4V
Environment
- Cry Me a River Upchuck: Paleontologists brought to tears at Creation Museum. https://bit.ly/QI3v2
- What They Really Think Upchuck: Let the last tree die. Fundies don’t give a whit for the air they breathe. Jesus Saves! ow.ly/kMNb6
Hagee
- Good News Upchuck: Hagee Center teaches intelligence, not “theory.” https://bit.ly/11n6FIM
- Son of Upchuck: Donning Papa’s plus size robe, Matthew Hagee avers that Jason Collins Is ‘Sadly Deceived and Desperately Confused’ Maybe Ted Haggard could help? https://bit.ly/13iqqz5
Islamaphobia
- Klan-like Upchuck: Greeting card turns “Muslim” doll into a “Terrorist.” https://bit.ly/Ytz2mF
- The Tie That Binds Upchuck: Islamophobia is one of the few things left to unify the GOP. https://bit.ly/11pKRMv
Military
- Lie It Often, Lie It Loud Upchuck: Bad-boy Mikey’s a-tryin’ to criminalize religion in the trenches. https://bit.ly/16IjiPt
- Christian Nation Upchuck: Yadda, yadda. https://bit.ly/15Qfig9
- 1984 Upchuck: Orwell couldn’t do name ‘em better himself. https://bit.ly/17lfi7M
- Sue You Upchuck: But who’ll be on the jury? https://bit.ly/15nqOzI
- Ix-nay On the Esus-Jay Upchuck: Southern Baptists join in. https://bit.ly/10miFIw
- Saints Alive Upchuck: Catholics Join the Dissembling: https://bit.ly/1779Zsj
- Tale As Old As TIme Upchuck: It’s always the Jews. https://bit.ly/16U4WLL
- 1st Amendment Upchuck: Damn the Constitution but these men need Jesus. https://bit.ly/1477z8K
- Colin Powell’s Chief of Staff Delivers Upchuck: Speaking truth to power. https://bit.ly/ZNunaD
Politics
- God Luvs Guns Upchuck: Santorum loves him some NRA. https://bit.ly/18iLO9o
- Jeezus Saves Upchuck: As one of Jesus’ legitimate “Chosen,” Mark Sanford is risen. https://bit.ly/190kmuI
- Prime(ary)-Time Upchuck: The National Organization for Marriage declares it’s a no-go for Portman in ’16. https://bit.ly/10GB2lR
Same Sex Marriage
- Sodom Meets Gomorrah Upchuck: Homosexual activists go after the “low hanging fruit,” no pun on their part intended. https://bit.ly/16nPPdE
States
- Ten-Gallon Upchuck: BSA Texas Council votes to continue ban on gay members. Rick-the-Perry stands with them. https://bit.ly/10GB2lR
- Sis-Boom Upchuck: Texas court cheer sfor Jesus. https://lat.ms/190xOii
- Jindal’s Costly Upchuck: Piyush (Bobby) defends anti-evolution education even though it’s costing the state millions. https://bit.ly/ZmgSOP
- Carolina Upchuck: N.C. Senate’s no-good, very bad bill. https://bit.ly/134yHmu
Just-for-Fun Upchuck
- Gay for Jesus Upchuck: Jason Collins ain’t no Christian. https://bit.ly/163yfLM
- Dragons for Jesus Upchuck: A laugh from the always-upchuckable Creation Museum. https://bit.ly/YDENfy
Introducing: Upchuckable Antidotes
- Honorable Antidote: Mikey. They like him! https://bit.ly/170OTfi
- Constitutional Defender Antidote: Mikey. She likes him! https://bit.ly/13QtOQq
- Jesus Banned from Schoolyard Upchuck: Louisiana Supreme Court strikes down school voucher funding. https://bit.ly/YFNbgE
- Coming Soon To Your State Antidote: 11th state affirms gay rights are civil rights. https://bit.ly/13iXhDO
- Pomp and Jesus Antidote: Georgia sez no religious tunes at graduations. https://bit.ly/13iXhDO
