Education – Or Not
- No-Uh Upchuck: Family de-education continues as Ark Encounter theme park plan to include their Ride Through the Plagues of Egypt. – https://ow.ly/lKuW6
- Don’t Teach Your Children Well Upchuck: Tea Party and Conservatives protest Common Core as a federal overreach and a threat to Homeschoolers – Translation: it’s all about a proper Christian education, science and history be damned. – ow.ly/lKyNa
- Bad News Upchuck: Four thousand afterschool Good News Clubs reach 14 million students in public schools today. – https://ow.ly/lKzgI
- Mythology of Creationism Upchuck: Louisiana’s Education Committee Votes to Keep State’s Creationism Act. – ow.ly/lKA6W
- Sis-Boom-Bah Upchuck: School District to Challenge Cheerleader Bible Banner Ruling. – ow.ly/lKCed
- Too Uncool for School Upchuck: High School Class President prays in Jesus’ name at graduation despite Atheist objections. – ow.ly/lKCJG
- Taxpayer Funded Upchuck: NYC Council Passes a ‘Right to Worship’ Resolution to Give Churches Access to Schools. – ow.ly/lLE9U
- Anti-ABC’s Upchuck: Salvation must be near: Kindergartener is permitted to perform Christian song at the school Talent Show after lawyers intervene. – ow.ly/lLCdy
- Pray It Away Upchuck: John Paulk, the former poster boy for the ex-gay movement, is deemed a fallen man after claiming that he has not been de-gay-ified. – ow.ly/lKvMu
Elections
- Election Blues Upchuck: So much for rebranding the GOP. Reince Priebus continues to praise E.W. Jackson, who thinks yoga leads to Satan and that homosexuals and lesbians are sick people, for lieutenant governor in Virginia, Sez he’s ‘Dynamic’ and ‘Articulate’. – ow.ly/lR3Ux
Guns and Religion
- Forgive Me Father Upchuck: Certain right wing Catholics thinking: The assault on religion & on gun rights come from people who hate freedom. – ow.ly/lR3Il
John Hagee
- Nut-job Upchuck: Eric Cantor, Glenn Beck, Senator Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Michele Bachmann to speak at CUFI 2013 Annual Conference. Remember the CUFI at ’08 conference when Joe Lieberman likened Hagee to Moses? Upchuck, upchuck! – https://ow.ly/lKwpR
Military
- Boy Who Cries Wolf Upchuck: Fear-mongering continues. Using the familiar tools of hate and fear, the Family Research Council and American Family Association repeatedly cry that Mikey Weinstein’s MRRF success with the removal of a most crusader-like painting from an Idaho Air Force Base dining hall is a danger to Christians in the military. – ow.ly/lKwEi https://ow.ly/lKwZH
- Propaganda Upchuck: In a dangerous slant, the supposedly non-partisan Sacramento Bee calls Weinstein anti-Christian. – https://ow.ly/lNTh8
- Fundy Upchuck: Seems that even Christian military chaplains are afraid of the Fundamentalist Christians. – https://ow.ly/lR5vu
Politics
- 501C3 Upchuck? Christian Coalition heads Sunday church voter registration drive. – ow.ly/lKxHu
- Bogeyman Upchuck: Lusting for Hispanic support, the president of The National Hispanic Christian Leadership tells them that their very religious freedoms are in danger. – ow.ly/lKzUR
- Superstar Upchuck: This year’s Values Voters Summit will once again feature a virtual Who’s-Who of Dominionist “thinkers.” – https://ow.ly/lLDfn
- Close to the Action Upchuck: The Center for Christian Statesmanship opens the doors to a brand new Christian indoctrination club on Capitol Hill to “restore Christian statesmanship and to re-establish the practices of Christian principles that were prevalent at the birth of our nation. ” – ow.ly/lNRNK
States
- Bad day for Buckeyes Upchuck: Buckeye Upchuck: The Ohio Senate approved a budget bill Thursday that would defund Planned Parenthood, block grants to rape crisis centers that refer women to abortion clinics, and prevent abortion clinics from transferring patients to public hospitals in the case of severe complications. – https://ow.ly/lS8nb
You Have To Be Kidding
- NOT a Museum Upchuck: Of the idiotic Creation “Museum,” Kurt Percy, the Assistant Manager at Cincinnati Museum Center said, “It is a theme park that misleads the public and it is a pockmark on our region.” – https://bit.ly/13j4jpY
- Cheesy-Ham Upchuck: Ken Ham, founder of the idiotic Creation “Museum,” responded to above criticism with standard cries of Christian intolerance/persecution. – https://ow.ly/lQ7Nv
- Jesus Pride Upchuck: Pro-Family/Christian object to ‘Gay Pride Month’. – ow.ly/lKzCc
- Zut Alors! Upchuck: On Generations Radio this week, Kevin Swanson claimed that Star Trek promotes bestiality! Sez the children’s show superhero is ‘probably fighting Christians’
- Say He Ain’t Gay Upchuck: Love the sinner, hate the sin, Christian magazine Charisma sez, with prayer, Jason Collins could still become “ex-gay.” – ow.ly/lR4w9
- Beck-ianMonster Upchuck: Glenn Beck: Michelle Obama Is A “Monster.” – ow.ly/lR5JA
- Beckian Monster Upchuck II: Glenn Beck sez that America is turning out to be worse than Nazi Germany. Not only that but we’re ‘the most evil nation in the history of the world’.” Really Glenn? Really? – ow.ly/lR5Cu
Upchuck Antidote (sorry, only one this week)
- Chris Rodda Antidote:Sen. Lautenberg’s Stand Against David Barton – More Than Just a Stand for Church/State Separation. – https://ow.ly/lR5SN
Upchuck of the Week
- Upchuckable to the Nth Upchuck: The most vile, election-stealing and uber-Dominionist Ken Blackwell promotes Islam-bashing/hatred in a shameless attack on Mikey Weinstein’s very real concerns about the Dominionist infiltration in the military. – ow.ly/lQVPq
