Church
- Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down Upchuck: Head of Brazil’s Assembly of God of the Latter Days Church justifies rape, claiming exorcism. https://aje.me/17MONpt
- Backdoor Upchuck: Hospitals merging with Catholic institutions can do what laws cannot and that is to prevent abortion. https://nyti.ms/11x9yGY
- Easily Led Upchuck: 54% of Protestant pastors support Young Earth Creationism (in a poll commissioned by Evangelicals https://bit.ly/11zdmr4
- God’s Divine Upchuck: Scaring young women through God, Pastor sez the new strain of gonorrhea aka, the “sex superbug” is divine punishment for sexual immorality. https://bit.ly/17qQPhr
- Tell Us Something New New Upchuck: A Chicago suburb community church volunteer is charged with sexual abuse. https://bit.ly/19yj8qI
Education
- Gideon’s Upchuck: Dispute over Bible distribution in Tennessee’s Hamilton County public schools. https://bit.ly/ZVQKOI
- Congressional Jesus Upchuck: House votes to cut $2.5B in Food Stamps after biblical/Jesus debate. https://bit.ly/11N47DZ
- Drown ‘Em In the Bathtub Upchuck: Mike Pence puts Common Core, seen as “government propaganda” by Christian crazies, on hold. In Indiana. https://bit.ly/14hHeF3
Federal Government
- 1st Amendment Upchuck: “Jesus is calling our country.” Great summary of the National Day of Prayer. https://bit.ly/106VM7j
Elections
- Gubernatorial Upchuck: Ken Cuccinelli supports LGBT discrimination, attacks climate science, was called “the most overtly partisan attorney general in Virginia’s history” by WAPO, and . . . thinks Justice Antonin Scalia is too liberal, is running to be governor of Virginia. https://bit.ly/WNuVM0
Military
- Family-Friendly Upchuck: Family Research Council continues its scare tactics to fundraise on the back of Mikey Weinstein. https://bit.ly/165Dewd
- Government Paid Missionary Upchuck: Designed to win and train the military for Jesus Christ. https://bit.ly/OOhGdX
- Spin Me ‘Round Upchuck: 59 Congress members demand Hagel answer to Breitbart.com’s version of black is white. https://bit.ly/19jgRQ7
- Out of Control Upchuck: The moment Lawrence Wilkerson speaks authoritatively about the dangerous religious situation in the military, Tony Perkins comes out with this vomit. https://bit.ly/18JbJXZ
- Me Fears MRRF Has Something Upchuck? Tony Perkins’s FRC takes the time to list Mikey Weinstein’s accomplishments, According to Perkins, we are indeed in a holy war. https://bit.ly/10Yo17s
- Persecution Complex Upchuck: John Fleming (R-LA) calls Mikey Weinstein an anti-Christian extremist on the floor of the U.S. House. https://www.c-spanvideo.org/clip/4451421
Politics
- Nut-Job Upchuck: Steve Stockman (R-TX) sez “Democrats worship abortion with same fervor the Canaanites worshipped Molech.” https://huff.to/19nJStT
- Voices In Her Head Upchuck: Campaign posters for mayoral candidate Anna Pierre tout that her bid in North Miami is endorsed by Jesus Christ. https://bit.ly/13vmWcu
States
- Wrong Again Upchuck: Tennessee sheriff defends Ten Commandments display in jail lobby calling it a document “that all laws are derived from in this country. https://bit.ly/14g5PdC
- Try Till it Sticks Upchuck: Ohio House Republicans attach language revision to budget to defund Planned Parenthood. https://bit.ly/15tdvfY
- Pandering Upchuck: New Jersey’s Chris Christie wants to fund religious education at the college level. https://bit.ly/YwcZtr
- Christmas Wars Upchuck: Here it is May and the crazies are feeding the troops with early Xmas persecution. https://bit.ly/YFh0vE
- Coat Hanger Upchuck: Denying poor women safe abortion and effective birth control. https://bit.ly/12jVzPV
- Texas-Style Family Planning Upchuck: Perry takes away family planning funding and gives the money to crisis pregnancy centers. https://bit.ly/12jVzPV
